fairy queef

them fuzzy sunsabitch white seeds that fly around in the spring and summer that get stuck in your hair and shit.

dude, I totally got a fairy queef up my fuckin' nose. I hope a tree doesn't grow out of my ass.

by Rob Dickey June 21, 2008

The Qureshi Queef

When a woman is filled up with curry infused cum by a middle easterner. Then queefs it all out into his mouth, so he may enjoy that spicy taste he loves and that smell that reminds him of his dear mother.

Harry threw a wad in Terry and and begged her for the Qureshi Queef. He just needed to savor the spicy flavor!

by cheeser696 January 7, 2013

queef bucket

Used as an insult, it can mean either one who is full of hot air; (e.g. queef air). Also can be used to denote a total asshole

"hey, get your head out of your ass, you queef bucket!"

by ezmoney September 25, 2005

Queef Warbler

One who warbles queefs

It infuriated my when that fat queef warbler kept on warbling my queefs

by The Queef Warbler May 14, 2009

Queef Hoarder

A women who has the ability to continuously inhale air into their vaginal cavity and infuse the air with violent toxins with the ability to eliminate ear infections in many cattle. The side effects are including but not limited to: severe discharge from all orifices, excrement of third stomach, release of male organs into female petulance causing extreme irritation to the hind quarters. It is not proscribed by doctors in the United States for obvious insurance purposes, that is all. Peace to the Jews of Babylon.

"If your mom wasn't such a Queef Hoarder, Jesus never would have had to multiply so many fish and loaves of bread."

"Man i was outta there faster than a cow in a queef hoarder's tampon!"

"There wasn't enough queef hoarder's this year Slim, your mother couldn't maintain the family thresh hold in the south."

"To sustain the well-being of the human existence, the FFA demanded a draft of queef hoarders to dissolve the contraband of bovid mammals to the U.S."

by beckmd August 16, 2009

Queefetti

A word to define the action in which a female is thrusting at a hard rate during a violent party and queefs out ''confetti'' afterwards.

Dude! She was just grinding with me and she fucking shot out queefetti out of no where! She seriously needs to take a trip to the restroom. Like right now holmes.

by SexyDomoPrincess October 21, 2011

Queef

When a girl or woman is trying to establish dominance over other females

Or attract a Male or female suitor

A queefer may use a high pitch squeaky queef to attract others from a long distance

Or a low guttaral growl like a sleeping pitbull when threatened

They can also jump up several octaves when startled or excited

It is not unusual for a classically trained queefer to have a queefing rang several octaves higher and lower then judas priest

Tracy was having her little brother and his friend over to drink beer and give her dog a boner so she could laugh at it.
You could see a glimmer in her eyes as she pushed her but against the wall and her legs up. What fallowed can be described as. Two slabs of raw meat smacking together in reverse. Then the sound of of a Bulldogs jowles flapping together when his head hangs out the window.

After that she was known as madam tracy and was sought after by all the gentalman

Queef . Startled or warning ..during times of stress or worry ...
Sharron had been crying a good part of the day. She eventually worked her self to hysterics and no sooner could she take a breath did a sobbing and pathetic queef start with a squeal and died of like a bullfrog having a heart attack
:; as judge Cavanaugh drunkenly came closer she queefer what sounded like a diesel boat motor warming up in a dirty river

by Pecker pete October 1, 2018