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crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
mugGet the crooked peckermug.

pecker soup

I think I have pecker soup on my pants.
by Bigmoney Player June 5, 2023
mugGet the pecker soupmug.

pecker lover

A person who can stop looking at peckers at the men’s showers
Hey stop looking at my penis you pecker lover
by Slurped buttface December 5, 2023
mugGet the pecker lovermug.

pecker lover

A person who peeks over the divider at a restroom checking out your stuff
Hey stop looking at my pecker you pecker lover
by Slurped buttface May 10, 2024
mugGet the pecker lovermug.

ghost pepper pecker wrecker

When your partner eats a ghost pepper, then immediately proceeds to give you a blowjob.
Yo man if you haven't had your girl give you a ghost pepper pecker wrecker, you need to tell her to do it its fire bruh
by Radicalbatical September 9, 2019
mugGet the ghost pepper pecker wreckermug.

PECKER TUCKER

A pecker tucker is someone with their

ie; tail between thier legs. Sort of say.
See that guy over there, "he such a pecker tucker"

Ya, know" Squats to pee ".
by Witty ditty June 16, 2025
mugGet the PECKER TUCKERmug.

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
mugGet the crooked peckermug.

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