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Patrick

Patrick is a sexy legend with a huge penis and great in bed. He pleases all the girls sexually and when girls hear his name they get wet he is very humble and has great hair. He only likes girls not men or transgenders
by Me me me me me me me January 9, 2018
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Roy, Patrick

Patrick Roy, the greatest goaltender in the history of hockey, period. Won 4 stanley cups,5 Top goalie of the year awards and was the only player to be the MVP of the playoffs 3 times.Known for his confiedence on the ice and kind nature off the ice. A truly fierce competetor. Invented the butterfly style of goaltending. Was truly and insperation for us all. Patrick has a beautiful wife and 3 kids and is a great husband and father. He will always be missed in the world of hockey. #33
Dont cry cause his carrer is over, be glad that it happend.


Unbelieveable save by PATRICK ROY!!!!!!!
by SRIVERS#33 February 9, 2004
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Danica Patrick

An ugly bitch who got on the cover of a magazine even though she's a six at best. She is a NASCAR driver, which tells you many things. She is poor, stupid, and extremely annoying. She gets run over in an episode of South Park by Cartman, and its one of the funniest things you will ever see.
Hot Durr, lookit that Danica Patrick make that left turn!
by Meteorox June 10, 2011
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Patrick Moore

Patrick Moore plays the xylophone!

Pah, Pah, Pah Pah-Pah Paaatrick!
by Kiran September 13, 2003
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St. Patrick's Day

Supposed to be on the Island = A national holiday in Ireland celebrating the life of St. Patrick, where you even got to forget Lent for a day.
Nowadays in USA = Just an excuse teenagers find to get wasted either during the school week or on Spring Break.
-Oh man! St. Patrick's Day as awesome!!!
=What'd you do?
-umm....I don't.....remember....
=Yeah, that's what I thought, you culture-stealing liberal! Go get drunk on Pearl Harbor Day or something! Leave St. Patty's Day to the laddies!
by Drumline May 31, 2006
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Patrick Wood

This is the most anoying person you will ever meet and wont leave you alone. He always make things not funny and has no friends. He is also the most disabled autistic fuck who should just jump off a cliff.
Oh look theres Patrick Wood, i wish he gets run over.
by big boy jr October 5, 2018
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Patrick

1. A cute, loveable, sweet, man hunk that if you ever let go of, you'll regret.
2. One of the sweetest gay gingers you'll ever meet
3. The type of gay guy that everyone is shocked when he comes out of the closet, despite showing hundreds of signs, which causes more girls to ask him out than usual.
4. Type of guy that every girl and guy loves to flirt with. Half the time, he's oblivious. It makes it so much fun, because he's so much more cute that way!
5. Irish and likely Scottish name, commonly given to males. A Saint has this name.
1. Jack: I think Patrick just broke up with me....
Lorraine: Really? Boy, you lost a damn nice piece of ass!
2. 3. Audrey: I wish Patrick was straight, I mean, he's so sweet!
Patricia: He's gay? My god, how'd that happen?
Rory: Patricia, it's like he tells everyone, "He's always been gay"
Audrey: Time to add that to the list of girls that think Patrick's straight
2. 3. 4. Jasmine: I just flirted with Patrick!
Adam: Really, how did it go?
Jasmine: He thought I was just being friendly.
Adam: How so?
Jasmine: When I tried to kiss him, he told me he just wants to be friends.
Adam: Why? You're a great girl!
Jasmine: He told me he's gay...
Adam: Really? I better go get some of that!
by entertwinedTangents June 20, 2011
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