Popsicle

When you have a quad amputee girl that rides you cowgirl style.

I picked her up out of her wheelchair and she hopped on my dick like a “Popsicle” on a stick!

by LVGhost September 2, 2023

Let's blow this popsicle stand

WHITEST phrase ever made. It means to leave quickly after something went down.

Spy: We got the case.
Scout: "Let's blow this popsicle stand."

"Spy", "Scout", and "Case" are tf2 references

by Salty_God May 20, 2024

Popsicle-Stick

A joke so corny and overused, it belongs on a Popsicle-stick

"6 was afraid of 7, cause 7, ate, 9."

*Groan...* "That joke's has to be a Popsicle-stick!"

by angryzoomer November 11, 2019

cranberry popsicle

The act of sexually licking a freshly-bloodied tampon

"I gave Chad a cranberry popsicle last night and he licked it CLEAN."

by joemama4206942069 November 10, 2020

Popsicle Player

Term for streamers with an active audience.

Emma, you're a popsicle player!

by Digital Shark February 2, 2024

Fart popsicle

When you work for a place that doesn't put in orders and all the people who work there are terrible and you really wanna call them something worse but this is the best thing you can think of.

I asked them to put the order in but they was being a fart popsicle and forgot

by Mermaidtears94 June 12, 2024

The Magic Popsicle

*Only Non-Circumcised Guys can Do This Trick
The act of fucking a girl without a condom and, at the moment of climax, you pull out and close the top of your foreskin in the same manner as closing the top of a burlap sack. After completing this, you then proceed to insert your jizz-covered Johnson into the girls mouth for her to clean as a token of your gratitude to her and a symbol of respect.

"Yo dude, I heard you got freaky with Shaelandra last night!"
"That's right man, She fucked me so good I gave her The Magic Popsicle as a token of my gratitude for a job well done."
"THATS RAD DUDE!!!"

by Gryndle June 5, 2016