Halley's Vomit

This is a real unicorn. Following up on the Tom Segura "double pipe classic", this takes it one step further. This event is a once in a lifetime type of event. When a person burps, farts, and sneezes at the same time, it is known as a Halley's Vomit. While it is more rare than Halley's Comet, Halley's Vomit usually wreaks of vodka and dumpster.

Guy A - "Uh, did you see that man just sneeze, shart and burp on national TV?"
Guy B- "He dropped a Halley's vomit right into the camera!"
Guy A - "Oh shit, is that Wendy Williams?"
Guy B - "I dont know what his fucking name is, I just know he dropped a Halley's Vomit"

by MommyJeans March 24, 2021

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Scrotal Vomit

The act of a given person's scrotum filling with vomit

John's stomach was punched so hard, his ballsack was filled with scrotal vomit

by MI ballsaac July 5, 2022

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Scrotal Vomit

Vomit that has entered the scrotum usually caused by trauma

He was punched in the stomach so hard, his scrotum filled with scrotal vomit.

by MI ballsaac July 11, 2022

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Vomited

Where you threw up in past tense

I vomited in the bathroom one day after I got back from a drinking party

by Christina.. June 8, 2022

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Yarn Vomit

Yarn vomit, also called yarn barf, is a term used in various yarn craft online spaces. It often refers to when someone attempts to pull just the center strand of a yarn skein, and in the process pulls out a large chunk of messy yarn. It can also be used in reference to any highly messy and tangled length of yarn.

"I was excited to use this yarn, but it's just become such an unworkable pile of yarn vomit. I don't think I could untangle it with a month of work."

by RobinYarn June 10, 2022

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