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God is love. Unconditional love! he sent his one and only son to die on the cross so that everyone would be able to go to heaven if only they accept Him! No one can argue with this because i know for a fact that without God in my life i would have no life at all!!! He has changed my life from living hell to unexplainable peace and joy! If you are having problems in your life please just read God's word the Bible...John 3:16, Romans 3:23, Romans 10:9,10,13 and John14:6
i seriously dont know what i would do without God in my life. He's so awesome!!!
by AFE April 11, 2006
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A totalitarian that kills and slaguters tons of people in the bible showing how human he really is. Someone that can be compared to stalin.
Another great purge will be at armeggedon. God is just like stalin, and troskey is like statan.
by left wing king December 31, 2003
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An excuse to get away with murder, miscellaneous hate crimes, and a very basic way of thinking for oneself... as in... not at all.
A. "GOD MADE ME DO IT!!"

B. "It was God's will!!"

C. "God hates you." :D

OMGZ!!111one
by Labernyth October 16, 2004
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An all knowing entity, more commonly known by his other name, Google.
I didn't know the answer, so I looked it up on God.
by IncurablyAwesome October 14, 2011
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Fictious character who some people believe is a magic man who can make magic and they usually waste half their life praying to it. Many of these people have been brainwashed by the bible.
"God is sitting on his cloud watching us all & playing his harp", says brainwashed Barry.
by Gav April 14, 2004
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God is the supreme creator of the universe. Some may ask "How could God've been here for all time?" Well did it every occur to you that God CREATED TIME ITSELF? HE WAS THERE BEFORE TIME BECAUSE HE CREATED IT! Does that answer your question?

Another famous question is: "Can God make a rock heavier than he can lift?" If he can, he is not omnipotent, and if he cannot, he is once again not omnipotent. This disproves God's omnipotency, right? Wrong. Man cannot comprehend the values of infinity which are associated in this question. Try to understand infinity (God) making a rock heavier than he can lift (infinity). Infinity + Infity = Infinity.

A mathematical equation should end up differently than the values (2 + 2 = 4, for example), yet this isn't the case with infinity. This question cannot be answered by mankind, therefore, it is a fallacy. In other words, THIS FAMOUS QUESTION DOES NOT DISPROVE GOD.
atheism has slaughtered millions, and that's not in the name of God, is it?
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