Bloated like a goat ready for slaughter

Basically being too full to move.

Richard: "Camila please, I can't eat more, I am bloated like a goat ready for slaughter"
Camila: "Richard! Can you never go down on me without talking about slaughtering animals?"

by itwasworththis April 6, 2022

ready

Redbull & addy (adderall) combo
Often used to pass a difficult test or tedious assignment

Bro this final is gonna be so bad I might have to pop a ready the day before to lock in.

by puthylicker69 June 6, 2025

I-ready

One of the few torture methods that's still completely legal in all 50 states.

Alright class, now let's do some I-Ready.

by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024

life readiness

Chill out lesson. The subject which isn't tested.

Dude, why waste your energy on Life Readiness?

by You don't chibai January 26, 2019

i-ready

a hate crime

boooooooooooooooo i-ready sucks

by blosse13 September 1, 2025

I Ready Test

Retarded test made for making kids wanna kill themselves and the teachers that assigned it.

student 1"hey man we gotta do the I Ready Test ya heard?
student 2" ah now i gotta kill myself.

by Smartiesmokerr April 14, 2024

Order Ready

Order Ready ; is what you tell Starbucks your name is when you place an order.(You could also try : for I'm a cunt)*

Starbucks staff call :"Order Ready".*(for I'm a cunt)

You : "Oh great that's me. About time !"

by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020