Mouse cock

Some one who has a very tiny penis. Often given the name Luke.

Person 1: Wow that guys penis is small!
Person 2: Was it a mouse cock?
Person 1: Yeah, he was Luke.

by SuperMonkey June 15, 2013

Fukke Mouse

A man who frequently beats women, gets mad when things cost money and looks good with Mickey's ears behind a drum kit.

That drummer looks like Fukke Mouse.......

by Statler71 December 9, 2010

drag the mouse

the act of using the mouse to fast forward porn on websites to get to the good stuff.

this german porn had way to much dialog. i had to drag the mouse to get to hairy bush.

by [e-mail] February 18, 2012

Mouse Warming

This is when you meet up with a group of friends and show off all the bells and whistles of your new laptop; preferably one that no one else has but longs for.

Joe was mouse warming his new Toshiba yesterday.

by SunDazed January 8, 2010

Mouse-Tag

It is when a woman plays with herself or when a guy plays with a woman or gives her oral sex or when two women play with each other by fingering one another oral which is by month or sex

I guess she's in her room having fun playing mouse-tag with herself,

by Mchjennin January 17, 2011

Callum the mouse

Callum L is a mouse.We all knew it from day 1,He roams around the school looking for food and loom bands to flick at people.He try’s his best to annoy his friends and family.He also has a fascination with a man called Mr parry.

Callum the mouse:Your mum *Mouse noises*
Mr parry:Me and my colleagues are sick of year 8s
Callum:*Mocks him* *mouse noises*

by Man lyke tapped don April 12, 2019

tapping the mouse

While hugging a girl's leg, vigorously fisting her and laughing at the same time.

"Please choose a security question in case you forget your password."
Q: What was your favorite childhood pastime?

A: tapping the mouse

by EJQ November 6, 2010