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Michael

A pretty cool guy who is a master of biomed and fucks bitches all the time. Dude gets so much pussy and ass in Gibson, Gleason, NRH, Sol, and so many other places. Is never a tiger on his own time. A true ladies' man, his dick is never lonely.
Dude, did you hear Tom fucked three girls at once last night?
Oh shit. He is such a Michael.
by MahDick9001 January 11, 2012
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Michael

A selfish jerk who plays girls and only thinks about himself. He is perverted and just likes to have girls attention. He will tell you he loves you one day and the next break your heart. He is the typical kind of douche that a ton of girls fall for, but end up with broken hearts. He can be sweet and charming, but he has a dark side. Although you may fall for his good looks, you want to stay away from people like him
Girl: OMG that guy is SO hot
Friend: Ew no dont fall for him, he is a total Michael
by Experienced Dude March 17, 2013
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michael

michaels are sweet,funny guys,who can come off as irritating but their heart is in the right place they like simple easy things and make great boyfriends.they are so nice and are cool and amazing.you should never let them go.they are life long friends and if possible they will love you forever.
my boyfriend is that kid michael
wow he is just amazing
i know we have been dating for two years.he doesnt eve check ou other girls
thats like a record.you are so lucky
by mjkd November 30, 2011
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Michael Michael Motorcycle

A classic children's rhyme, often used on the playground and in the lower east side of the Bronx to torment those with the name Michael.
by Bill Belamy July 21, 2010
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Michael

1) total ass clown 2) likes big boners in his butt 3) loves his justin beber hair!!!
hey that guy looks really gay...i think his name is Michael.
by fuzzy nerf herder March 18, 2011
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michael

That guy is a michael. I couldnt feel his penis yesterday night
by mudderfker October 21, 2015
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michael

walks like a pimp with a limp! has theee huggest anaconda penis ever!

he swears like he is the best rapper ever!! you go to him if you need a ride! even if its right before a game! he willl finish you chinese food for you when you cant! and he has all the tight hookups of nozz!!

everyone loves michael!! especially girls named jasmine and destiny<3
girl#1-my boyfriend sucks butt.face! he won't take me to turnbull..

girl#2-aww you should of found a michael
by Michael's girl!! January 24, 2010
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