Jordan Matter

A YouTuber with 19 million subscribers. He is best known for making videos with his annoying pick-me daughter named Salish Matter.

Guy 1: Do you watch Jordan Matter?
Guy 2: Only if Salish isn’t in the video.

by Salish Matter March 23, 2024

Jordan Matter

A popular YouTuber whose videos typically features his daughter, Salish Matter. His channel became popular when fans started shipping Salish Matter and Nidal Wonder (Nalish).

Guy 1: "Are you subscribed to Jordan Matter?"
Guy 2: "No, his daughter is such a pick-me."

by Term Definer March 30, 2024

Lossless Matter Conversion

The ultimate cheat code for physics: turning anything into anything else with 100% efficiency and zero waste. This isn't recycling; it's the literal, atom-by-atom deconstruction of a pile of garbage and its perfect reassembly into a steak dinner, a diamond, or a starship part, using the exact same raw material (E=mc² energy requirements notwithstanding). It’s the replicator from Star Trek, the endpoint of nanotechnology, and the death knell for all scarcity-based economics. If you have energy and a matter source (like, say, random asteroids), you have everything.

*Example: "The colony ship doesn't carry spare parts; it has a lossless matter conversion bay. A broken thruster gets fed in, the atoms are scrambled, and out comes a new thruster, a medical kit, and a fresh batch of coffee, all from the same base matter. It just costs a solar system's worth of energy to run."

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026