Dirty lazy

Someone who has sex with fruits on a regular basis. Mainly with the chinese gooseberry.
Did you hear that this person does dirty lazy on a regular basis as they cannot be bothered to be in an actual relationship
by Bigpotato134 June 26, 2021
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Lazy game

When your dropping game of people of the female gender.
Usually said by friends in a way to make sure the woman your talking too will never speak to you again
Friend: *flirting with girl*
Twat: *walks past* "I see you dropping that lazy game"
Friend: *realisation that this girl is now going to never speak to him again*
by TheCumGuzzler123 October 12, 2022
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Lazy Kade

When a drug dealer agrees to meet within a certain time period, and then refuses to return your phone calls for hours.
Dat motha fucka was supposed to be here two hours ago, now that lazy kade ain't answering my motha fuckin phone calls.
by Kade22 May 08, 2009
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Lazy Boi

The laziest of all bois, of all people. Typically have curly hair, fantasises about goku and spend countless hours trying to get a warzone dub.

They smash alcohol parcels for fun at warehouses and hate fat polish people.
Wojciech: “Kom on Lazy boi. You’re doin nothin. There’s 2 more wagon comin moite. Just poot it ona pallet. LA9!!!”
by TheRealTimek July 21, 2020
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The Lazy Professor

The sexual act where an educated gentleman engages in intercourse with a woman doggy style, while resting a textbook on her back to prepare for the big exam.
"Hey man, how'd the studying go for the poetry test?"

"Book on her back, cock in her crack, did The Lazy Professor but came on her rack."
by Dumple Foreskins December 16, 2014
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Productively Lazy

When you’re wanting or thinking about being lazy, you’re technically productively lazy. Since being productive is setting your mind on doing something, then doing it, makes wanting to be lazy productive.
Andrew; You’re lazy.

George; No, I’m productively lazy.
by kid cuisine February 09, 2019
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Lazy Parenting

When a parent just spanks and punishes their kid rather than putting in an actual effort to TEACH them appropriate behavior, and to *explain* why they should or can't do something rather than just telling them to do or not to do it.
"Because I said so" is used on a daily basis.
Jane: just put him in time out and get it over with

Lisa: No, that's just lazy parenting and teaches nothing.
by q_w_e_r_t_y March 15, 2021
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