The act of receiving sexual pleasure by taking two tennis balls (anything similar to that size and shape), and preceding to smash/roll them together around the testicles of the recipeant. Thus creating a tractor and plow like resemblance.
Juan and Nick felt like spanking one another's testicles so they proceeded to try out the Kansas Tractor.
by Squishy turd February 9, 2016
When a girl is riding a man during sex and proceeds to spin in a circle while the mans dick is in her vagina. When the man ejaculates he throws the girl off of him like a cork is popped out of a bottle so he doesn’t get her pregnant
My girl and I wanted to try something different this time without getting too kinky so she pulled a Kansas City Cork Pop on me.
by KoolKale99 June 27, 2019
What in the Kansas is this crap?
by DubstepHero777 October 28, 2022
when you tuck your penis between your legs and get your partner to give you oral sex whilst there nose is buried in your rectum.
by galekbruh January 13, 2023
It is a sexual position that is so difficult too explain, just imagine how difficult it is to do. Its so difficult that it. Has reach mythological status and most people doubt its existance entirely.
I told my boy i was doin the kansas city bopper to this chick and he just cut me off mid story like " Just stop it, nobody even knows if the kansas city bopper exists, its like the phantom of the opera a myth"
by John Conde June 19, 2023
When you throw up pizza while giving a blowjob, and you use it as an extra liquid because you just smoked a shit ton of weed and you have cottonmouth.
Girl 1: Girl, You have no idea, what happened last nights.
Girl 2: Tell me!! Tell me!!
Girl 1: I was giving this guy head last night, after I smoke a shit ton of pot, and ate a lot of pizza.. and I threw up my pizza while giving him head!! I gave him a Kansas Pizzeria!!
Girl 2: Tell me!! Tell me!!
Girl 1: I was giving this guy head last night, after I smoke a shit ton of pot, and ate a lot of pizza.. and I threw up my pizza while giving him head!! I gave him a Kansas Pizzeria!!
by Mictasty December 14, 2019
The act of a female upside down atop her male partner in the upright 69 position currently injecting one another with Meth and then complete a happy ending with a Meth induced blumpkin and oral.
I met this chick last night off the internet anf she had some meth so I suggested we do the Kansas Krusader.
by Midwes$t March 7, 2020