Partner 1 lays on their back outside, preferably nude. Partner 2, also nude, performs a somersault, while urinating, over Partner 1. Usually performed in a open field on a sunny day.
Danielle and I were having a picnic in the park on a nice summer day when she asked for a Kansas Somersault.
by Dickblowcheese May 24, 2025
Get the Kansas Somersaultmug. When you take an offending minor; tie a rope around the tip of the penis, and then hang said person by their penis from the tallest tree in town
by JPG370 October 6, 2016
Get the Kansas Dick-Lynchingmug. A place in central Kansas that has "rich history" of a strong Germans influence. So German that the school systems seemed to forget a little part in 1933-1947 called the Holocaust.
by Fellow traveler June 24, 2018
Get the hays kansasmug. A pizza made from plastic pepperoni and EXTREMELY crushed up plastic.
DO NOT EAT THIS
THIS IS AN ACTUAL WARNING THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL RECIPE
IT IS A PARODY
DO NOT EAT THIS
THIS IS AN ACTUAL WARNING THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL RECIPE
IT IS A PARODY
Kansas Polyethylene Terephthalate Pizza recipe!
Ingredients; Paprika, Plastic, Sawdust, Edible Glue
Step 1; Grab your plastic and HEAVILY mash is up.
Step 2 (optional;) Flatten the remaining plastic into “pepperoni”
Step 3; Grab your sawdust and edible glitter and piece together the sawdust and then apply the plastic cheese.
Step 4 (optional;) Add your “pepperoni”
Step 5; Pour as much paprika as to drown the taste
YOUR ABOMINATION IS FINISHED!
Ingredients; Paprika, Plastic, Sawdust, Edible Glue
Step 1; Grab your plastic and HEAVILY mash is up.
Step 2 (optional;) Flatten the remaining plastic into “pepperoni”
Step 3; Grab your sawdust and edible glitter and piece together the sawdust and then apply the plastic cheese.
Step 4 (optional;) Add your “pepperoni”
Step 5; Pour as much paprika as to drown the taste
YOUR ABOMINATION IS FINISHED!
by fortcraft moment February 24, 2025
Get the Kansas Polyethylene Terephthalate Pizzamug. A professional football team who thinks they're good but in reality, they're complete shit and they OBVIOUSLY cheat.
(they almost lost to the Carolina Panthers...)
(they almost lost to the Carolina Panthers...)
by conchman August 3, 2025
Get the Kansas City Cheitsmug. when someone doesn't finish their drinks and leaves bottles and cans with one sip in the fridge and everywhere
by balsamic vin May 2, 2021
Get the kansas sodamug. When your sexual partner takes a cooked corn cob and rails your anus with it causing the kernels to fall off and then sucks the sweet Kernels out of your asshole
by Dirtball McGee July 14, 2020
Get the Kansas sweet cornmug.