dirty Derek

very gay sex with a close family member while singing bible verses to each other.
hey bro I just gave dad a dirty Derek!
by mark dodds February 15, 2023
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Derek

Enemies Are Missing?? - a poem written by goofball567 as a tribute for derek’s forgiveness: _derek is love, derek is life. i will stop at nothing to make derek my wife. my life means nothing, i will be in tears; if derek will not come back, if derek is not here. the seasons will pass by, the snow and the rain; its time well wasted until derek’s with me again. derek was my love, and everything was well; until nunu and willump struck, and our relationship: thrown to hell. derek i apologize, for telling you to press R; i recognize the struggle, and i understand that it is hard. its okay to not kill, its okay to not farm; i will accept your shortcomings, if it means to our relationship: no harm. because at the end of the day, it is you whom i’ll be kissing; and i will never again, ping “Enemies Are Missing ???”_
boy is derek so sexy and hot. i sure hope i dont mess up our relationship. IM SO SORRY DEREK
by derek’s admirer January 23, 2022
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DEREK

He is the most dashing guy and likes when History teachers gets triggered and tylash
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by KRADON March 27, 2017
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Derek Hardesty

The Sexiest man I know, that Loves his beautiful wife & kids more than life it self. Shows unselfishness & kindness, has a huge heart & is well endowed; & proves it!
Wow! I wish I had a man like Derek Hardesty!
by Toyladybug2 May 14, 2015
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derek Burke's Dick

The prettiest most perfect award winning long fat straight veiny fat headed flawless penis ever!!
Of course Derek Burke's Dick is better and looks better for sure. There is awards that have been given to that cock cause it's so flawless and perfect
by Frkofdawk July 20, 2024
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Derek Bioski

A kid who decided to be an asshole by spoiling endgame.
Derek Bioski
by ADentedHydroFlask May 5, 2019
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derek

a beta male who doesn't leave his house
by vinylie May 16, 2022
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