if he dies, he dies

Said between women when talking about riding men or face riding. Aka don't worry about crushing him

"I'm too big to get on top,"
"Fuck that, if he dies, he dies!"

by Ms.Mcfuckery June 6, 2021

If I had a son he would look like this

Is a joke made from a speech President Obama made about Trayvon Martin who was shot and killed by a neighborhood watch. In the speech Obama read he said "If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon". The reason this joke arisen is because many people misinterpreted it and thought he said that every black person looked the same.

Another way the joke was made is when someone dies than you'd say this. Because the speech was given when Trayvon was deceased so it was interpenetrated as "If I had a son he'd look dead".

If I had a son he would look like this.

by boondox July 1, 2014

If the shoe fits, wear it

When someone is being indirectly criticized or called out, "to whom it may concern".

Announcement: It has come to our attention that certain individuals have been browsing pornographic content using the business wi-fi, we needn't remind you that such behavior is prohibited.

John: Damn, I forgot to close out that Incognito web page before using the public wi-fi. "If the shoe fits, wear it", huh? I'm just glad they didn't call me out specifically lol.

by Zero Regrets October 5, 2018

If you ask out your crush after winter break they do not have to say yes because everyone has a choice and you are an ignorant piece of shit

To whom ever made the rule that you have to say yes , this was made specifically made for you

If you ask out your crush after winter break they do not have to say yes because everyone has a choice and you are an ignorant piece of shit Because we are allowed to say no

by Not on your hoe shit December 22, 2019

If you know what I faakin moin

Used to emphasize a point you are trying to make.

So now he and my ex are going out again, and that just doesn't make sense if you know what I faakin moin.

by Mar-wayne Jay-moil October 2, 2007

if anything

can be used after every answer to a question

"are you cold"

"if anything.....!"

by ohdens January 22, 2010

If there's a hole, there's a goal

Imagine watching a sus video on TikTok/YouTube Shorts.

When the video is SUS, you will enter the comment section and see this.

"If there's a hole, there's a goal" - masteroogway 2021

by stysan August 9, 2022