Jed's Best

Some insane blondies that make you jizz in your pants.

I had some Jed's Best blondies yesterday and I accidentally busted my load all over my buddy.

by Foodie1 June 20, 2010

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Hellmanns Best

A blow job wherein mayonaise is slathered all over your penis.

Dude I totally took my manager into the back and she gave me the sloppiest Hellmanns Best.

by sloppiest seconds April 30, 2013

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Best Foe

Someone who is always been an enemy and is the best at being your enemy

you;Okay, we can agree on one thing
enemy; what
you; that you are my best foe
enemy; and you are my best foe too you ugly son of a b***h

by thedweebfromacrossthestreet December 29, 2012

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best dick

a day where u got the best dick ever

girl remember solo?

yeah girl
girl i’m finna post him for best dick day

by 4phora November 27, 2021

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Someone you couldn’t live without. Someone who is there for you through thick and thin. Always keeps you in check, and keeps up w your bs. You make memories with them that you wouldn’t trade the world for. Always there for you no matter what. A shoulder to cry on, someone to vent/ rant to. Always support and believe in you. And always wants the best for you. A best friend is someone you love with all your heart with and nothing could ever change that.

That’s my best friend over there. I trust her with everything and I love her so much.

by alexenriquez February 1, 2020

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