*Mike and jay are hunting for elk and deer and approach a hilltop and see a beaver near his lodge*
Mike - jay look at the size of that beaver
Jay - wow that’s not a beaver!!!
Mike - yes it is... it looks like a hippo when it’s head is just above the water!
Jay - that’s so true
Mike - The Canadian Hippo
Mike - jay look at the size of that beaver
Jay - wow that’s not a beaver!!!
Mike - yes it is... it looks like a hippo when it’s head is just above the water!
Jay - that’s so true
Mike - The Canadian Hippo
by OfficialJayJames November 16, 2018
Get the Canadian Hippomug. by Jasonbourne3 May 3, 2020
Get the Hungry hippomug. 1.There is a lot of things. I might need a hippo sack.
2.HOLY S***!!! I HAVE A HIPPO SACK!!! DANG!!!
2.HOLY S***!!! I HAVE A HIPPO SACK!!! DANG!!!
by vonnypoo May 22, 2008
Get the hippo sackmug. by Dumb DJ January 27, 2016
Get the hippo babymug. The jumping hippo is when a fat bitch rides you with the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. This is a very dangerous maneuver because you might snap your dick or break your pelvis.
Guy 1: Yo, I was with this fat bitch and she did the jumping hippo
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
Guy 1: Nah, my dick went 90 fucking degrees and it's stuck like that.
Guy 2: Oh shit.
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
Guy 1: Nah, my dick went 90 fucking degrees and it's stuck like that.
Guy 2: Oh shit.
by A glazed donut November 11, 2017
Get the jumping hippomug. 
