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Hamburger

Mass produced and incredibly popular meat based product.

Unlike steak which is the cut of an animal, a burger contains any part of the animal as long as it can be reconstituted ground into a patty.

It may be treated with chemicals as well as containing contaminants from processing as well as being stored for a length of time prior to serving.

Containing practically no nutritional value it’s worthlessness is only eclipsed by Hot Dogs. Nutritionally it is worse than pet food.

Describing someone or something as hamburger would suggest they have exaggerated self worth or a reputation that exceeds their true value simply due to their popularity.
“He thinks he’s steak, but really he’s hamburger”
by Pazuzu’s Petals November 30, 2020
mugGet the Hamburgermug.

Hamburger

It has the largest "buns" in the room with the biggest "sesame seeds"
It always carries lots of "grease"
It is very "brown"
Wow! You're such a hamburger!!
by What a big cock! January 11, 2022
mugGet the Hamburgermug.

Hamburger circus

A busy and crowded burger serving fast food restaurant,that has a hectic circus like atmosphere.
Im hungry but i dont want to stop at that hamburger circus it's too noisey.
by Mtg187 February 21, 2017
mugGet the Hamburger circusmug.

information hamburger

To take various items of information from many sources and combine them all to create a plauseable position on a topic.
The Man is looking at our FB likes, seeing what we're searching on Amazon and then seeing how we're going to cook it all up by seeing what we're watching on YouTube; he's making himself a Information Hamburger.
by nhenry96 May 12, 2020
mugGet the information hamburgermug.

Hamburger Factory

A hospital that is notorious for causing patients to die.
John had a big rash on his nuts now he is dead only two days after because of that wretched hamburger factory!
by Woidsmeeth August 31, 2021
mugGet the Hamburger Factorymug.

Hamburger

Being on the same mental wavelength, completing someone’s thoughts, on the exact same page, I get what your saying
You wanna go to the beach rn?
Yo, hamburger!!! I was just thinking about that

Me and Gina are just always hamburger like I bet she can finish my sente…
by dansylvanialand May 24, 2023
mugGet the Hamburgermug.

hamburger stamp

When a female puts their vagina lips on someone's face or forehead. The female version of Tea bagging.
"Ohh man she totally hamburger stamped me on the forehead last night"
by sharty123 February 6, 2012
mugGet the hamburger stampmug.

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