by ThaOtherGuy December 22, 2010
Get the Jelly Glove mug.Similar to a Kitten Mitten but instead of being soft and silky it is comprised of very coarse bear, badger or bulldog pelt and a tanned lining of grizzly skin or innards. Grizzly Gloves are known all over the world for providing its wearers intense Grizzly powers. These powers include but are certainly not limited to the ability to hibernate, grizzly leg strength, salmon catching skills and mauling ability TOP SCORE. Minor drawbacks to the prolonged use of Grizzly Gloves are a predisposition to honey addiction, intense fear of forest fires and sudden uncontrollable urges to pilfer picnic baskets.
Bree: Travis! Trim those fingernails of yours! And while you're at it why don't you clean the dirt out from under them!
Travis: Kitten, those aren't my fingernails. These are my Grizzly Gloves. And that's not dirt. It's the blood of insurgents.
Travis: Kitten, those aren't my fingernails. These are my Grizzly Gloves. And that's not dirt. It's the blood of insurgents.
by Honey Bree July 22, 2010
Get the Grizzly Glove mug.by papadarra November 17, 2010
Get the golden gloved mug.When one, After Snowboarding/skiing all day, removes their glove, wipes their fingers down the area between their balls and their thigh and wipes it under a fellow snowboarder/skiers nose.
Usually as a form of torment, however some americans can grow fond of the unique aroma
"NO way would i want a wiff of his sweaty glove."
"Joe , dan was dissin your mum, give him a sweatty glove."
"NO way would i want a wiff of his sweaty glove."
"Joe , dan was dissin your mum, give him a sweatty glove."
by T-pain__ March 7, 2008
Get the Sweatty Glove mug.by The Incredible D March 13, 2009
Get the like a boxing glove on a spring. mug.To partake in brachioproctic insertion whilst additionally inserting an erect phallus and masturbating until climax within the rectum.
This girl was gaping so widely that I could fit both my dick and fist in there. By the time I was done with her, her ass was a mangled, cum-oozing mess. I wore her like a filthy power-glove.
by El Niño Negro September 28, 2014
Get the Power-Glove mug.When someone challenges you to follow the rules for the purposes of working out a disagreement until the bout is called.
I told my ex-wife to "bring your boxing gloves" to meeting we are having tomorrow regarding a disagreement we are meeting to resolve.
by Boxing buff November 20, 2013
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