Festive yule log

The art of stuffing a full bottle of squirty cream in your ass and curling a shit out on your partners chest and finish it off with a jizzy dressing

Hey dude fancy a festive yule log tonight ?

by Tipperdave November 12, 2025

festivitis

Taking multiple sick days in the run up to Christmas

Half of the team are off with festivitis

by Starlin71 December 5, 2025

festivereindeering

When you drink three bottles of Sunny D lick a cookie and leave it out for Santa then find a reindeer and lightly kiss and pet it’s wet nose while listening to “It was a good day”.

I’m going to go home and do some festivereindeering.

by ChaseA January 7, 2026

after shower festivities

fucking jeff

go shower so we can partake in after shower festivities

by lucy.158 January 6, 2024

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by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025