Emilio Sindromas

Very dangerous syndrome that can be obtained by contacting Emilis for too long. Emilio Sindromas makes you act like a vegetable. When you have Emilio Sindromas you smell like Automobilio Tepalas. You love eating Kiausas. You have moustache.

Oh no, he has Emilio Sindromas, rip!

by TikraiNeEdvinas October 5, 2023

Emilitus

A pychological condition that stems from an utter infatuation with or affinity towards any person named Emily, Emilia, or Emilz ("E"). It listed as an Axis-II personality disorder "mental illness" by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. Labeling it as a "mental illness" or "disorder" is somewhat misleading as it's noted symptoms are rarely, if ever, negative. The DSM-IV lists 7 symptoms of Emilitus, 5 of which must have been experience in no more than a one week period for an accurate diagnosis. These symptoms include: overwhelming feeling of euphoria when near this particular("E"); a persistant feeling of discontent when apart from "E"; constant desire for physical intimacy of any kind with "E"; mutual fits of spontaneous, uncontrollable laughter with "E"(a.k.a. Ridiculitus); inability to stop smiling when with or talking to "E"; constantly having and acting on the urge to stare psuedo-creepily at the stimulus and say "Yeah" in an psuedo-creepy voice; and incessently hearing the song "Ride" in one's head

Ridiculitus is a symptom and subcategory of Emilitus. Ridiculitus refers to shared fits of uncontrollabe laughter that have no primary cause outside of Emilitus.

by R.D. Colmes May 16, 2007

Emilija

A hoe that would date 5 guys at once.

Jullian: Yo she is dating 5 guys at once.
John: Yeah her name is probably Emilija.

by SneakyBreaky May 11, 2020

emiliah

A goddess who is a really sexual person and loves to be the best In squad

Boy: "Emiliah wants to kiss me"
Girl: "wow, I wish that she would want to kiss me..."

by llamalover825 March 29, 2015

Emilia

A girl with lots of love for softball and a person who doesn't give up

Wow, look at that girl!! She plays like an Emilia

by Emilia Savage December 24, 2016

Emilio Textevez

The name given to your over obnoxious guy friend that only uses his phone for texting. And believes that texting his ex-girlfriend isn't just as bad as calling her.

See also: Gloria Textefan

Ask Emilio Textevez if he's seen my Gatorade?

by techjunkee January 22, 2010

emiliyano

He is a big dickhead sucks dicks a lot and had it with all of our mums and he is also gay

Man don't want to be a Emiliyano

by Thebestgamerinthewholeworldcmo May 3, 2018