by Bigdaddy_chicken January 31, 2020
Get the Dakotamug. Dakota is that guy that no one really gets to know. They hear one bad thing about him, and you miss out on such an opportunity. If you don't listen to all the haters, you get to know a pretty funny guy. He's quick with his jokes, which are funny 9/10 times. He's funny AND he's also super kind. If he says something negative, as a joke of course, he will clear the air. Most of the time you can find him playing basketball (even with a concussion) or listening to music in the back of the class. Speaking of class, this guy is super into his education. He's involved in every class discussion and is never afraid to ask a question. He enjoys being involved in school, group hang outs, picking on his sister, and getting concussions.
Person 1: who’s that guy everyone keeps talking trash about?
Person 2: oh, that’s Dakota. I don’t know why everyone talks trash though; he’s the funniest guy I know!
Person 1: Is Dakota playing basketball with a concussion?
Person 2: Of course he is, it’s Dakota
Person 2: oh, that’s Dakota. I don’t know why everyone talks trash though; he’s the funniest guy I know!
Person 1: Is Dakota playing basketball with a concussion?
Person 2: Of course he is, it’s Dakota
by Bar of soap March 20, 2024
Get the Dakotamug. "She was on her period and wouldn't stop bleeding. So to make it up to me, she let me give her a Rusty Dakota."
by Swood September 12, 2014
Get the Rusty Dakotamug. Dakota F is a beautiful person inside and out. Her personality is bubbly, open, loyal and respectful. Her eyes change from either a blue ocean or green like a pear with their specks of brown. Her hair is the opposite of mine, short and curly whereas mine is long and straight. She likes doing different styles with her hair everyday and I want to tell her that I love each one of them but I'll probably come off weird. She can be emotional, loud when the class is quiet, awkward when talking directly, silly and does funny immature things. Somehow i love all those things about her. Dakota isn't a perfect girl but she is a beautiful one.
I'm in love with Dakota F
by YouJustDontKnowItYet May 21, 2022
Get the Dakota Fmug. A very short midget. Like so short youd think hes a fucking smurf. but don't mess with a Dakota because he will sit on you, killing you instantly. he runs around swinging massive bottle of mountain dew code red and will fuck you up.
"MY NAMES DAKOTA AND IM GONNA KILL YOU WITH THIS CODE RED BITCH"
"YOU BETTER BACK UP OR ILL SIT ON YOU"
"YOU BETTER BACK UP OR ILL SIT ON YOU"
by QUADDALE DINGLE69420seggytimeb August 4, 2022
Get the Dakotamug. Dakota is a fucking simp fr fr.
by Doonie Destroyer July 28, 2022
Get the Dakotamug.