Dakota

The goat.

Michael Jordan’s name should be Dakota.

by definitionboy December 10, 2020

North Dakota numbing cream

The act of sitting on your hand for several minutes until it becomes numb. Once that occurs, you proceed to masturbate with it for immense pleasure and relief.

Today I rushed home from soccer practice in order to enjoy a North Dakota numbing cream

by Riccardo_Di_Leo September 18, 2025

Dakota

Dakota is the bestest friend you could ask for. she always checks up on you, makes nside jokes. shes a keeper. make sure that you do the same for her. she is sweet, intellegent, and smart.

person 1- is that dakota?
person2- yep! shes my bestfriend.
person 1- WOW! i heard about dakotas. do you think i can be her friend too?
person 2- ask her. im pretty sure she will say yes. she is very sweet,

by unknownshhh November 11, 2021

Dakota

An idiot, kisses lesbians as she is one and is so dumb full of shit too

Oh fuck look at that gay Dakota

by ANONYMOUS5651 April 21, 2019

Dakota

Dakota's are nice and caring men. They love to play around and have fun. Dakota's are hard workers and vet the job done.

Dakota really is hyper

by Ghost_Killer March 26, 2020

Dakota

Dakota is that guy that no one really gets to know. They hear one bad thing about him, and you miss out on such an opportunity. If you don't listen to all the haters, you get to know a pretty funny guy. He's quick with his jokes, which are funny 9/10 times. He's funny AND he's also super kind. If he says something negative, as a joke of course, he will clear the air. Most of the time you can find him playing basketball (even with a concussion) or listening to music in the back of the class. Speaking of class, this guy is super into his education. He's involved in every class discussion and is never afraid to ask a question. He enjoys being involved in school, group hang outs, picking on his sister, and getting concussions.

Person 1: who’s that guy everyone keeps talking trash about?

Person 2: oh, that’s Dakota. I don’t know why everyone talks trash though; he’s the funniest guy I know!

Person 1: Is Dakota playing basketball with a concussion?
Person 2: Of course he is, it’s Dakota

by Bar of soap March 20, 2024

Rusty Dakota

Having sex with a girl on her period, and then putting it in her butt just before climaxing.

"She was on her period and wouldn't stop bleeding. So to make it up to me, she let me give her a Rusty Dakota."

by Swood September 12, 2014