Dirty Emir

While having sex in doggy style position the male ejaculates in the female and then shoots her in the back of the head then flees Mexico...

Emir Gomez fled Mexico after performing the Dirty Emir on an unsuspecting stripper.

by Cajunfrys April 27, 2010

dirty bob

when someone covers their penis in peanut butter and smacks the girls forehead with it

YO, I Karen just got dirty bobbed
I did the dirty bob on her!

by st3psis January 20, 2021

Dirty Pool

(noun)
1. The act of using illegitimate means to gain an advantage over other people, typically for personal gain in a competitive environment, but sometimes just for the fun of it as a means to power trip. Universally considered a dick move against your fellow man.

We were playing Texas Hold 'Em and Chad took the pot when he got a royal flush because he was hiding an ace up his sleeve. He's a cheater. That's not poker, that's dirty pool.

by KoblerMan June 19, 2018

Dirty Frank

The process of drinking a Four Loko while taking a micro-dose of psychedelic mushrooms.

Brad: You down to trip on some shrooms tonight?

Chad: Nah, let's do a Dirty Frank bro. Get me a Four Loko!

by keeksssssss August 5, 2021

Dirty Gandalf

The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.

Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.

by Tuncy Sloblock April 30, 2014

Dirty Discount

The act of getting a great discount for walking around barefoot in Santa Cruz and being disgusting, while the store clerk feels sorry for you.

*Jenn* How'd you get that bag for such a cheap price Dani?
*Dani* Just the dirty discount babbby!

by 144 July 10, 2010

Dirty Clayton

An advanced move that all other men at a party will instantly hate because the confidence to even try it drives up appeal he has on all the females of the party. The move is in fact just a quick look in their direction and should there be eye contact he motions using just his head and pointing with his lips to a destination away from the main group, it could be a bedroom, bathroom or even just the hallway for a slightly more secluded place to show her your Super Mario and lay some pipe. Its most effective and so named because of its stealth in case his target has a fugly triceratops runnin interference or better yet a male suitor he may wish to avoid but still beat them cheeks real quick. When it’s employed the result must always end up in sex or it can’t be called a Dirty Clayton but it’s okay to tell others you pulled a Clayton which means you swooped in and at least made out hardcore with heavy petting either inside or outside her clothes.

Guy 1-“Oh hey bro, did you see me pull that 10 outta there last night with a patented Dirty Clayton?!
Guy 2-“ fuck yeah my dude! So you got to hit that?!”
Guy 1-“Did I stu-ut-utter”
Guy 2- “Pics or didn’t happen”
Guy 1- whips out phone
Guy 2- “YOOOO!!!”

by Claystation81 April 1, 2020