chainsaw

The act of pulling out a strand of anal beads from a females rectum with brute force, causing the female to let out a scream similar to starting a chainsaw.

Man that bitch wanted to be a freak with me, so I chainsawed that hoe!

by marty89 March 21, 2011

Hest Chairs

This is a word that comes about when drinking to much and talking with a Mexican accent.

That girl gave me a Cleveland Steamer and now my Hest Chairs are stuck together.

by Tractorbandit March 24, 2009

west texas chainsaw

The act of ripping anal beads out of someones ass as though you are starting a chainsaw

Hey Nikki have you ever been west Texas chainsawed

by Sick kackis August 26, 2021

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...

by MK Dicky May 17, 2021

Chaliss

Is another name for a very large and hairy penis for a flying squirrels.

Woman 1- Oh man, did u see that Chaliss? Its huge!
Woman 2- I know its so hairy too!

Woman 1- I wish my boyfriend had a Chaliss.
Woman 2- Mine does :)

by Hammerbina January 1, 2011

Chaise Longue

When you fuck your girlfriend so hard she lays there like a pool lounge chair.

Man, my girlfriend is such a chaise longue this afternoon.

by cyberarf February 13, 2022

bound in chains

You and your girlfriend are both going your different ways, your girlfriend doesn't want to end it she says they can make it work. You the guy wants this thing to end and leave. The girl asks for one more night together. Before you have sex you go to put your condom on but your girlfriend says she's on the pill, so you don't put it on. After your finished you leave two weeks later you get a call its your ex-girlfriend calling and she's pregnant and she has gotten her wish.

I had just ended it with my girl she really didn't want to we had sex one more time, a few weeks later i was bound in chains.

by the next big porn star June 3, 2010