When a girl is having sex with a guy regularly but he is not or will not ever be her boyfriend yet she starts to act as if he is. Getting jealous, wondering where he is, who he is with. Starts to become sensitive to the things he says.
Julia: "Ugh Ryan hasn't text me at all today"
Stefani: "Julia it's only 10 am"
Julia: "Well he posted a snapchat so I know he is awake!"
Stefani: "OMG you have boyfriend syndrome"
Julia: "FML OMG I dooooo"
Stefani: "Julia it's only 10 am"
Julia: "Well he posted a snapchat so I know he is awake!"
Stefani: "OMG you have boyfriend syndrome"
Julia: "FML OMG I dooooo"
by EllaElla October 27, 2017
Get the Boyfriend Syndromemug. A guy who is not in the friend zone, nor is the official boyfriend. A friend-with-benefits without the benefits, but sorely wishes he had the benefits.
K: Is she single?
R: She doesn't have an actual boyfriend, but she has few people revolving around her.
K: Doode, satellite boyfriends are the worst.
R: She doesn't have an actual boyfriend, but she has few people revolving around her.
K: Doode, satellite boyfriends are the worst.
by kavithaipuyal November 2, 2017
Get the Satellite boyfriendmug. by Swingah April 1, 2009
Get the boyfriend thingermug. An interim boyfriend is a man who becomes very close to a woman, but is not quite the dream boyfriend she has in mind. She may let her guard down and even begin to love you, but because of the dream man in her head, and the fact that you're not it, it just isn't going to happen. Be ready for a world of hurt when she finally finds her dream guy.
"After she met her dream man, I realized that I was only an interim boyfriend. I feel like a total tool for thinking this could go anywhere."
by riverlover May 5, 2010
Get the Interim Boyfriendmug. A relationship status in which one performs all of the functions and roles of a boyfriend without any reciprocation of the emotional, romantic, spiritual, and physical intimacy that comes with a healthy relationship
John went to dinner with Jennifer's family
Are they going out?
No, he's just her sidedish boyfriend
What do you mean?
He's like an escort that doesn't get paid or get laid.
Are they going out?
No, he's just her sidedish boyfriend
What do you mean?
He's like an escort that doesn't get paid or get laid.
by Rusty Shacklefordd September 9, 2010
Get the Sidedish Boyfriendmug. 1.)Gets high and/or drunk and flirts with other girls almost breaking up with their gfs
2.)Doesn't introduce himself to his gf's parents
3.)Say stuff like I love you boo boo kitty fuck instead of sweet things
4.)Is dumb to the extreme
2.)Doesn't introduce himself to his gf's parents
3.)Say stuff like I love you boo boo kitty fuck instead of sweet things
4.)Is dumb to the extreme
by Naughty Mcnaughtyson January 26, 2009
Get the dumb boyfriendmug. an extreme asshole who, after you break up with him for being a huge cry baby and control freak who plans your life together, decides to go out and get a random girlfriend then Instant Message you randomly about how him and his friend, who is also your friend, were talking shit about you behind your back! YAY!
ex boyfriend: yo, me and sara were listening to my ipod and came across a song that reminded us of you
girl: what song?
ex boyfriend: puke by eminem, its a good song you should download it.
*girl looks up lyrics to puke and cries*
girl: what song?
ex boyfriend: puke by eminem, its a good song you should download it.
*girl looks up lyrics to puke and cries*
by Jessica Marie December 13, 2008
Get the ex boyfriendmug.