Hellmanns Best

A blow job wherein mayonaise is slathered all over your penis.

Dude I totally took my manager into the back and she gave me the sloppiest Hellmanns Best.

by sloppiest seconds April 30, 2013

best dick

a day where u got the best dick ever

girl remember solo?

yeah girl
girl i’m finna post him for best dick day

by 4phora November 27, 2021

best friend

friendly soulmates.

the one who's always there for you.

a friend you'd do anything for.

rafaela and preston really are best friends.

i know right?

i wish i had a best-friendship like that.

by roberta234 February 17, 2017

Jed's Best

Some insane blondies that make you jizz in your pants.

I had some Jed's Best blondies yesterday and I accidentally busted my load all over my buddy.

by Foodie1 June 20, 2010

Best friend

A person you can tell all your secrets to and be yourself around. Losing them is really hard but make memories while your friendship lasts

My best friend and I have a lot of great memories, but sadly we don't speak to each other anymore.

by Olivia Reid October 25, 2016

best friend

someone who is loyal to you &’ will always be there for you. they treat you perfect &’ laugh with you. when ur not on good terms they’ll still treat you with respect. they don’t go behind your back &’ switch up. they’ll check in on you all the time &’ do whatever they can to make you happy. just like isabella mccarthy <3

“who’s your best friend?”
“it’s isabella mccarthy duh!”

by hannie11 August 2, 2018

Best Neighbor

He’s your neighbor, but he’s the best one of them all.

Man, I was chilling with my best neighbor Rick the other day, he sure knows how to party.

by Kevin Albert Jr February 18, 2021