National Grab Ass Day

Walk up to anyone and grab some ass

“Bored just grab some ass why not its national grab ass day”

by 200423388 August 11, 2019

National Grab Ass Day

Best way to catch a case or get suspended

Yo is national grab ass day, you know what im doing first period

Bro, youre a retard, i gurantee jailtime

by FineCreation April 12, 2019

National Eat Jackson’s Ass Day

August 7th. The day to treat Jackson to a little bit of anal pleasure.

Ex: Person 1:“It’s national eat Jackson’s ass day!!”
Person 2: “I know exactly which Jackson I’m tongue punching today!! :)”

by MasidonMasidonMassochist August 7, 2025

Slap Ass Day

On November 10 you have to slap girl's ass. If she doesn't want to, slap it twice.

Boy *slaps girl's ass*
Girl: Why didi you do that?!
The boy: it's November 10, slap ass day

by Hossler's wife November 6, 2020

National Grab Ass Day

On September 9-10, every year, it is National Grab-Ass Day.

Male or female, taken or single, prepare to have your ass grabbed.

"Why did you grab my ass?!"

"It's National Grab Ass Day."

by guyonlinethatsdefiningstuff September 9, 2019

national smack ass day

On May 28th taken or not you're allowed to smack someone's ass

Yoo Tyrone it's national smack ass day

by Daddy-thicc April 11, 2018

Grab Ass Day

April 13th every year.

Dam that chick's ass is fine

Grab it man, its grab ass day

by Danathan the Vast March 12, 2020