boyfriend thinger

It's what you call someone who isn't your boyfriend but is the closest thing you've got to one.

No, that's why I say boyfriend thinger... if he knew I called him that he would be my boyfriend.

by Swingah April 1, 2009

Satellite boyfriend

A guy who is not in the friend zone, nor is the official boyfriend. A friend-with-benefits without the benefits, but sorely wishes he had the benefits.

K: Is she single?
R: She doesn't have an actual boyfriend, but she has few people revolving around her.
K: Doode, satellite boyfriends are the worst.

by kavithaipuyal November 2, 2017

Good Boyfriend

A good boyfriend who always tries to make his girlfriend feel loved, valued and respected.

A good boyfriend is not someone who intentionally ignores his girlfriends posts and instead likes every basic girls photos.

by Truth Bomb Provider June 23, 2019

Interim Boyfriend

An interim boyfriend is a man who becomes very close to a woman, but is not quite the dream boyfriend she has in mind. She may let her guard down and even begin to love you, but because of the dream man in her head, and the fact that you're not it, it just isn't going to happen. Be ready for a world of hurt when she finally finds her dream guy.

"After she met her dream man, I realized that I was only an interim boyfriend. I feel like a total tool for thinking this could go anywhere."

by riverlover May 5, 2010

Sidedish Boyfriend

A relationship status in which one performs all of the functions and roles of a boyfriend without any reciprocation of the emotional, romantic, spiritual, and physical intimacy that comes with a healthy relationship

John went to dinner with Jennifer's family

Are they going out?

No, he's just her sidedish boyfriend

What do you mean?

He's like an escort that doesn't get paid or get laid.

by Rusty Shacklefordd September 9, 2010

dumb boyfriend

1.)Gets high and/or drunk and flirts with other girls almost breaking up with their gfs

2.)Doesn't introduce himself to his gf's parents

3.)Say stuff like I love you boo boo kitty fuck instead of sweet things

4.)Is dumb to the extreme

"Wow kiwi has a dumb boyfriend"

by Naughty Mcnaughtyson January 26, 2009

ex boyfriend

an extreme asshole who, after you break up with him for being a huge cry baby and control freak who plans your life together, decides to go out and get a random girlfriend then Instant Message you randomly about how him and his friend, who is also your friend, were talking shit about you behind your back! YAY!

ex boyfriend: yo, me and sara were listening to my ipod and came across a song that reminded us of you
girl: what song?
ex boyfriend: puke by eminem, its a good song you should download it.
*girl looks up lyrics to puke and cries*

by Jessica Marie December 13, 2008