Shitty Balls

The art of fucking a chick while dipping your balls in her ass

(loosening the asshole may be needed)

i love when i get shitty balls :)

by anuslicker6969696969696969 December 29, 2009

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Freshman Shitties

When a college freshman who lives in the crappiest residence halls, otherwise known as petri dishes, is sick and just generally feels like complete shit for most of their first semester of college.

I got the freshman shitties BAD.

by Fancie(: November 19, 2014

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Bum Shitty

(adj) A moment in life not specifically appealing to either the homeless or your derriere.

ex: Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! .... and that my friends would be "Bum Shitty"

by film_ninja October 23, 2012

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