Girl cheese date

The act of two persons performing sexual intorcourse with their mouthes.

I took my girlfriend on a girl cheese date.

by Grill cheese date June 6, 2015

Texan Stinky Cheese

When you melt cheese onto the woman's breasts, cum into the cheese, and lick it off the woman's body.

Wow, that Texan Stinky Cheese I performed last night smelled awful, but tasted great!

by LosDiosDeAlberto September 21, 2014

Portable Cheese Wallets

The best thing before the creation of teh Consoliable.

Guy 1: Portable Cheese Wallets?
Guy 2: Not anymore i got me some Consoliable
Guy 3: *Shoots self and then eats it*
Guy 2 and Guy 1: I liek turtles..

by Sparten90059 1/2 January 16, 2009

cheese curl pubes

1. A red heads batch of curly red/orange pubic hair

2. Cheese Curls (yes the snackfood) for pubic hair

1. That ginger over there probably has a big tumbleweed of cheese curl pubes in his pants. He doesn't look like he grooms himself.

2. Wow Bruce, a fat gay guy would love to blow you. You have cheese curl pubes.

by sooleyman January 24, 2010

Melted Cheese face

Defined by a person's look. The term referees to a person's face that looks like it has melted due to an incident involving burns that melt the skin or the person's face has developed a deformity also making them looked melted. The melted cheese referees to their face looking llike melted cheese .

Oh shit dude, joey got the melted cheese face he totally burned his face off.

by Madlykillbot May 27, 2017

graham crackers and cheese

To be pregnant, usually in a not-so-planned way.

Wow, i got so smashed last night, i think Ronald McDonald got me graham crackers and cheese

by Riley M January 15, 2008

Wisconsin Cheese Plate

To put cheese into the orifice(s) of choice and then proceed to fuck said person so hard that the cheese melts inside. When the cheese is melted, it can be removed and consumed by the person who housed the cheese and/or the person who melted the cheese.

We used chipotle cheddar cheese when I gave her a Wisconsin cheese plate, but it burned her insides so next time we will go milder.

by chrles2394 October 18, 2015