Part 4 of my 5178 character essay on how amazing NJ is. We left off with the Jonas Brothers in our list of amazing famous people from NJ. We continue withDavid Copperfield, Donald Fagen, Jesse Eisenberg, Jim Miller, Dennis Rodman, Antonin Scallia, Amy Locane, E.J. Barthel, Vini Lopez, Bill Moyers, Anthony Stolarz, Allen Ginsburg, Gaetano Bresci, Larry Doby, Malcolm Forbes, Bruce Vilanch, THE HAPPY FITS (my second-favorite band), Katherine Renee Shindle, Lauren Schmetterling, Julie Anne Robbenhymer, Jessie Paege, Mark Blum, Cissy Houston, Gary Lewis, THE LIST. GOES. FUCKING. ON. We know what REAL pizza is, what a REAL bagel is, what a REAL TOMATO is. No, California doesn't have good tomatoes. Californian tomatoes are FUCKING BULLSHIT. Y'ALL'S TOMATOES ARE BULLSHIT. Y'ALL'S BAGELS.. THEY'RE FUCKING BULLSHIT. YOUR PIZZA?! I'll spell it out. B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T. Except for our next door neighbor New York, you have good pizza. We'll give you that. Go to my profile for part 5 i promise it's up these were all posted in the same like 10 mins.
by Stroughbries2763 September 3, 2022

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This person is absolutely godly at basketball they will send your ankles to the other side of the court then dunk on you
by Fortnajsgs October 20, 2022

“oh my days is that little 4?” - queen elizabeth
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“you can’t get into the club” - barack obama
“why not?” - donald trump
“bc you aren’t a part of little 4” -barack obama
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“oh how i wish i was in little 4.” - regina george
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“slay little 4🙄💅” - nicki minaj queen of rap
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“you can’t get into the club” - barack obama
“why not?” - donald trump
“bc you aren’t a part of little 4” -barack obama
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“oh how i wish i was in little 4.” - regina george
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“slay little 4🙄💅” - nicki minaj queen of rap
by LittleFourever September 19, 2022

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