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James Brown Speak

To over-elaborately over complicate the simplest of things, whilst escalating the unlikeleness of what you are saying actually happening.
And putting it across like a 5 year old halfwit with half a brain who is on crack.
Did you hear James' James Brown speak? He e-mailed me to say "Well while he is away we could also get Leyton to pop over to his girlfriends house and while there paint egg whites on the windscreen of the people carrier. In the sun the egg white turns to a glue like substance and becomes diamond hard. It takes huge amounts of effort to clean off."
by JBazz December 25, 2007
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Charlie Brown Tree

(n.) A sapling with little to no branches on it, especially during the winter where some individuals will decorate said sapling with ornaments that will ultimately weight it down. This can normally be seen in newly developed subdivisions in the suburbs and project housing.
"What the Hell is that thing leaning? Are those ornaments on a twig? Looks like someone decided to make a Charlie Brown tree for Christmas."
by tish_wyrd October 18, 2008
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brown middle school

a school located in texas that teachers don’t teach and gives our students spoiled milk . the students are decent but they’re messy no cap .
by youngdaggerdic. December 14, 2019
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The Brown Pickle Tickle

An act preformed during sexual intercourse in which at least one partner inserts their finger inside the others anus and shouts the words, " tickle tickle brown pickle".
On their Honeymoon Tom gave Samantha the Brown Pickle Tickle. or If it was not for the Brown Pickle Tickle Kenny would have never of found Dave's ring.
by Supermagicboywonder August 14, 2012
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Brown Party liqour

by SPCMN December 27, 2011
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Crying brown tears

When one is stricken with the illness colloquially known as 'the runs' or the more fancy medical title of 'diarrhoea', one's bottom is said to be crying brown tears.
Harris noticed that Jiminy didn't look too well and was disgusted to find that Jiminy's botty had been crying brown tears all day.
by Bottweasel October 30, 2011
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Chris Brown-Eye

An asshole heavily bruised and beaten from anal sex.
The secretary explained to me that she ended up with a Chris Brown-Eye after a night of rump shakin and sodomy.
by Skebs January 27, 2010
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