Tit to Gut Ratio: The number of inches between a woman's breast to her gut.
1 = 1 inch, this can go positive and negative.
Example 1:
A young woman with a flat stomach and breasts that stick out 2 inches past that.
She would have a T to G Ratio of 2.
Example 2:
A mature woman with a couple extra inches around the waist but massive honkers that stick out 5 inches past her gut.
She would have a positive T to G ratio of 5
Example 3:
A woman with very small breasts and her gut sticks out 3 inches past them.
She would have a T to G of negative 3.
1 = 1 inch, this can go positive and negative.
Example 1:
A young woman with a flat stomach and breasts that stick out 2 inches past that.
She would have a T to G Ratio of 2.
Example 2:
A mature woman with a couple extra inches around the waist but massive honkers that stick out 5 inches past her gut.
She would have a positive T to G ratio of 5
Example 3:
A woman with very small breasts and her gut sticks out 3 inches past them.
She would have a T to G of negative 3.
Convo 1
Steve: "Hey what do you think about her?"
Jacob: "Nah man, she got a negative T to G"
Steve: "What?"
Jacob: "Her gut sticks out more than her tits, that's a bad T to G Ratio.
Convo 2
Steve: "Yo check out this T to G"
Jacob: "Damn that's like 4 inches, she's gotta have double D's"
Convo 3
Steve: "How was your date"
Jacob: "she was nice but idk, her T to G was like point 5 to 1. What's that gonna look like after 50?"
Steve: "Hey what do you think about her?"
Jacob: "Nah man, she got a negative T to G"
Steve: "What?"
Jacob: "Her gut sticks out more than her tits, that's a bad T to G Ratio.
Convo 2
Steve: "Yo check out this T to G"
Jacob: "Damn that's like 4 inches, she's gotta have double D's"
Convo 3
Steve: "How was your date"
Jacob: "she was nice but idk, her T to G was like point 5 to 1. What's that gonna look like after 50?"
by Stevo Jacobson March 24, 2024
Get the T to G Ratiomug. Olivia is pretty cool but she also kind of stinks, shes quite smelly. Thats why shes friends with Avalon Bystryk.
by shallahahk January 31, 2024
Get the Olivia Gmug. 
Hym "Because it is predicated on MY CONCEPTUALIZATION OF HOW THE MIND INGESTS DATA! And I reference an episode of Ancient Aliens where they describe how it would look for someone to fall into a black hole. And then I use listening to music as an example and claim that the information goes both straight in AND lingers around the periphery. Like, if you listen to a song... You might not be able to memorize the whole thing but you still hear it but maybe the tune gets stuck in your head and stays in your mind for a while. That is why the "G" is a black hole. Case and point: Elon is a retard that stole my idea. He is both dumb and mentally retarded and he pooped in Amber Heard's bed and if she only fucked him because she though he was ME then he is also a rapist. Mentally retarded rapist. Yep. I'm better than every."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2025
Get the Gmug. The act of gently pressing or stimulating the G-spot of a cat, often when she's in heat, causing her to react in peculiar, sometimes intense ways. Typically done by breeders or veterinarians for reproductive purposes, though it's gained a bit of a meme status online for its weirdly specific and awkward nature.
"Bro, my cat was yowling all night — had to end up pushin' g to calm her down."
Note: Not for casual petting. Know what you're doing or leave it to the pros.
Note: Not for casual petting. Know what you're doing or leave it to the pros.
by pushag May 24, 2025
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Get the Gmug.