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helmet job

A blow job given while a condom is on the penis
"my girl hates the taste of sperm so she gave me a helmet job"
by scrotostretch October 21, 2009
mugGet the helmet jobmug.

Sneeze Job

A "Sneeze Job" is when a woman is sucking your dick, and she has to sneeze. As she sneezes, she creates a seal with her hand around your dickhole and violently sneezes into your urethra, causing a rapid and violent expansion.
Yo bro, did you get that sneeze job last night?
- A what? -

You know, a sneezer. Shit makes you bust extra hard I literally blacked out it was so good.
by 47outof46chromes October 24, 2024
mugGet the Sneeze Jobmug.

Fuck Job

Getting royally screwed over when you don't have to be.
Rolling a 1 and a 2 in backgammon is a fuck job.
by MrCrypes February 11, 2021
mugGet the Fuck Jobmug.

Sonic job

A sexual position where a girl wrap around the dick then proceed to spin in a ball really fast like Sonic the Hedgehog.
"My got ripped off my body when she decided to give me a Sonic job"
by Crap carl June 28, 2022
mugGet the Sonic jobmug.

West Texas Frac Job

A sexual act formed in the oilfields of West Texas.
When a man pumps water into a woman's vaginal cavity and proceeds to have sex with her.
Frac hand 1: Aye wassup bro. That chick last night gave me a West Texas Frac Job.
Frac hand 2: Yo bro you didn't seriously fuck that lot lizard right?
Frac hand 1: Fucked her how Haliburton fucks us!
by WestTexasTick April 1, 2024
mugGet the West Texas Frac Jobmug.

Stomache job

When a fat bitch beats ya meat with her rolls of fat
Bro never again will i fuck a fat bitch she gave me a stomache job
by Braindeadism October 29, 2017
mugGet the Stomache jobmug.

Helpful Nub Job

When you are a certain Spaceman asking for a little 'physical' help from a certain no-armed hare
"I didn't just want a Helpful Nub Job, I also wanted just a bit of love too!" Spaceman Scott to Stumbler from Shipwrecked 64
by ReedicusRex November 16, 2024
mugGet the Helpful Nub Jobmug.

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