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T to G Ratio

Tit to Gut Ratio: The number of inches between a woman's breast to her gut.

1 = 1 inch, this can go positive and negative.

Example 1:
A young woman with a flat stomach and breasts that stick out 2 inches past that.

She would have a T to G Ratio of 2.

Example 2:
A mature woman with a couple extra inches around the waist but massive honkers that stick out 5 inches past her gut.

She would have a positive T to G ratio of 5

Example 3:
A woman with very small breasts and her gut sticks out 3 inches past them.
She would have a T to G of negative 3.
Convo 1
Steve: "Hey what do you think about her?"
Jacob: "Nah man, she got a negative T to G"
Steve: "What?"
Jacob: "Her gut sticks out more than her tits, that's a bad T to G Ratio.

Convo 2
Steve: "Yo check out this T to G"
Jacob: "Damn that's like 4 inches, she's gotta have double D's"

Convo 3
Steve: "How was your date"
Jacob: "she was nice but idk, her T to G was like point 5 to 1. What's that gonna look like after 50?"
by Stevo Jacobson March 24, 2024
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T word bowling

T word bowling is the type of bowling for people who need sugar friends to buys merch
She’s so in love with maya hawke she’ll send face pics for money? Such a t word bowling
by Big T word August 19, 2022
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t-shirt

A PG-13 version to express the word "condom"
Lemme slip on this t-shirt doe.
by KingDiugh July 16, 2016
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T-babble

Phrase used to describe a style of dialogue in filmmaking. Composed of curse-laden, quick-witted, back and forth banter concerning the most mundane of subjects. This style was popularized by Quentin Tarantino in films like Reservior Dogs and Pulp Fiction. The phrase is used equally as an homage to Tarantino as well as a put-down to copycat writers.
Jack's new script was 90 minutes of T-babble intercut with explosions.
by Chris Doelle April 20, 2007
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Ali T

A special species they can stand there ground by screaming like a howler monkey they tend to live in areas like Snapchat and swipe up at everything they think there funny but there autismo
Ali t tend to be chavs from Italy and England
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T

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by NLEWoyceFan March 11, 2021
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T-reezy

A great guy from Richmond California who lives too dress finesse and let the girls do the rest..
Back in the 90’s E-40 had a song called ring it a featured artist named keak da sneak said off the heezy fasheezy after that snoop dog said it then artist like jeezy and jazzy pha adopted it too create there names,other artist have took the slang as well to man too name

Off the heezy fasheezy that dude T-reezy got a whole lot of breezy’s
by @Trtharula November 24, 2021
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