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water

a substance that kills you when you put it in your dick
water is not good for you
by justing water December 14, 2021
mugGet the watermug.

Groovy Water

This term is used to define the water you get from the water cooler or other expensive bottled water.
"Don't use the groovy water for the coffee pot."
by CitrixCuru72 March 6, 2012
mugGet the Groovy Watermug.

Yoghurt Water Humour

Yoghurt water humour is essentially a more simplistic version of Gen Z humour, consisting of very random actions/wrods (typically in greek for some reason) that tingle the laugh triggers in your brain.
1. ΣΙΕΡΟΚΌΜΟΣ ντορεμιφασολασιντο (example of yoghurt water humour)
2. ΒΑΒΥΛΌΝΙΟΙ ΧΟΥΕΑΥΟΥΓΙΑΓΙΑΤΟΥΠΑΠΜΟΥ. (example of yoghurt water humour)
3. Αγρός. (example of yoghurt water humour)
by Ariochos March 11, 2024
mugGet the Yoghurt Water Humourmug.
A wry remark intended to make light of da fact dat a period of da winter has been very rainy.
Jokingly telling fellow adults dat, "At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water" may indeed make them feel better about a drearily-wet portion of da end/beginning-of-year season, but small children may not be over impressed or cheered by said statement, since they would much prefer to have snow dat dey could go out and play in.
by QuacksO November 22, 2021
mugGet the At least we don't hafta shovel liquid watermug.

the water that hardens the egg softens the potato

The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.
"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."

"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "
by penisshakes March 29, 2021
mugGet the the water that hardens the egg softens the potatomug.

Portuguese water balloon

The act of urinating into a woman’s vagina during intercourse.
“ I am going to give you a Portuguese water balloon, if you complain one more time!”
by Twistedmed141 October 27, 2023
mugGet the Portuguese water balloonmug.

watered his house

Jeff got bored and watered his house
by Lilabe July 19, 2019
mugGet the watered his housemug.

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