your mom on a stick

your mom on a stick means your mom + my stick = a big mountain of joy....

me: you're a dick
you: your mom
me: your mom on a stick! haha! PWNED!!!

by joe/ jake wismann January 29, 2008

grab your ankle

THat means you have to grab your ankles so someone can anal you. Or fuck you up your ass

Grab your ankles girl cause we gone have fun tonight.

by Goozy mane April 23, 2006

kick your puppy

This is what comes up in T9 texting if you attempt to type "lick your pussy". The phrase is now a double entendre.

Hey babe, when I get home I wanna kick your puppy.

I'd let you kick my puppy.

by PapiBama August 28, 2007

assemble your crew

Made populare by Dave Chappelle in the Prince skit on the Chappelle show. used to discribe the gathering of your friends in a single area.

Prince: "I've seen your movies. They're quite good."
Eddie Murphy: "Thanks, man"
Prince: "Would you like to come back to my house for a party?"
Eddie Murphy: "Sure man."
Prince: "Assemble your crew!"

by Rick James, Bitch! April 8, 2005

calm your horses

What tyler says

Miranda: "Im so worried! im not gonna finish this project! AHH!!"
Tyler: "CALM YOUR HORSES

by tylersexypants January 18, 2012

crack your ass

To ream the person to which you speak.

I'm gonna whoop out the daddy dick and crack your ass!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

gerkin' your gerkin

Masterbaiting

ew i went into the men's room and there was some old fucker jerkin' his gerkin

by Homer Phobic November 11, 2002