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Good Morning and God Bless

"When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and God bless." The term was first coined by Ethan Klein of H3H3, while discussing bathroom rituals in a Q&A.
Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: Good morning and God bless, Hila.
Hila: What?
by OfficialCodini May 23, 2018
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit during coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet
“What are you up to?”
“Just having a good morning and god bless, if you know what I mean
“Ah man papa bless you, timber!”
by Constant Suffering May 23, 2018
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goode

it’s really good, because it’s basically a goose but spelled stupidly
you are such a goode”
“AWW THANK YOU
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The good CD

That one BJ CD that makes you drum your steering wheel
Brandon felt excited when he heard the good CD
by SquirtleSays February 18, 2018
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warm goodness

Semen that is applied to an unwilling girl's face.
Megan did not want Paul to cum on her face but he handcuffed her and shot that warm goodness all over her face.
by MLS :) August 6, 2017
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Feel Good Cheer

When someone who sucks at sports gets a good play, and everyone on their team goes crazy about it to make them feel good. Usually occurs when the person who sucks is on the team and the people don't want him to be. For example, in Physical Education.
Man, I hate it when someone who sucks gets a feel good cheer, why not just tell them they suck and let them hit good when they hit good.
by t12j19c95 June 9, 2009
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Good morning and God bless

(verb)
A "good morning and God bless" is the act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while taking a shit in a bathroom.
"Do you want anything for breakfast?"
"No I already did a good morning and God bless."
also
"If you'll excuse me I'm gonna go take a good morning and God bless."
by gaycumguzzler69 May 31, 2018
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