National Gummy Bear Album Day

Every November 13th, the Gummy bear Album will be released. You must listen to the song and eat gummy bears.

Man 1: Did you hear dude? It's National Gummy Bear Album day! Let's go eat gummy bears and listen to it.
Man 2: yeah, who didn't know? It's obviously November 13th!

by .cryaboutit November 13, 2021

National confess your feelings day

Tell your crush you have feelings on 17th November

Just tell them it’s national confess your feelings day

by Radiator November 16, 2019

August 24 national distick day

distick short for This Dck

John: Hey Mike, did you hear it's August 24 national distick day?

Mike: What's distick?

John: Can distick fit in your mouth.

by Daddy Father August 24, 2021

National Punch a VSCO Girl Day

Every day is National Punch a VSCO Girl Day!

Stop the spread of VSCOism!

I punched a VSCO girl on National Punch a VSCO Girl Day, and I'll do it again tomorrow!

by MrOrcaDood October 27, 2019

National kiss & grab ass day

Is a day to grab a girl ass and kiss her doesn’t matter if you have a (GIRL OR BOY FRIEND

walk up to a girl or boy and grab they ass and kiss them mostly a girl on National kiss & grab ass day

by Freaky man September 24, 2019

National Show your dick day

All boys must show there dick on the 14th July

On the 14th of July it’s national show your dick day

by Calebsexual July 13, 2021

National Smack a Short Bitch Day

On October 9th, you can legally slap the shit out of anyone 5’8” or under. One smack per person and they cannot retaliate.

A celebration of slapping short people is on National Smack a Short Bitch Day (10/9)

by Fratto_Inc October 7, 2021