S T I

Clean up after sex to avoid S T I sexually transmitted infection

by ChaChaCharly February 16, 2018

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fljrhj t fgdf

A word I made up so I have an excuse to write a definition.

Guy 1: Hey I need help.
Guy 2: Fljrhj t fgdf.
Guy 1: What?
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Guy 1: Speak English.
Guy 2: Yhbdf gdb kebuk wop oijk mms.

by LyncRed May 25, 2023

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hello this is at&t

what scammers say

Scammer: "Hello this is AT&T, would you like to renew your internet services?"

Me: NO YOU STUPID

by StinkeyJonez January 31, 2023

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T-Give

Short way of saying Thanksgiving

"My friends want me to stick around over break, but I'm heading home for T-Give with the fam."

by mr_stallion November 10, 2009

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T to G Ratio

Tit to Gut Ratio: The number of inches between a woman's breast to her gut.

1 = 1 inch, this can go positive and negative.

Example 1:
A young woman with a flat stomach and breasts that stick out 2 inches past that.

She would have a T to G Ratio of 2.

Example 2:
A mature woman with a couple extra inches around the waist but massive honkers that stick out 5 inches past her gut.

She would have a positive T to G ratio of 5

Example 3:
A woman with very small breasts and her gut sticks out 3 inches past them.
She would have a T to G of negative 3.

Convo 1
Steve: "Hey what do you think about her?"
Jacob: "Nah man, she got a negative T to G"
Steve: "What?"
Jacob: "Her gut sticks out more than her tits, that's a bad T to G Ratio.

Convo 2
Steve: "Yo check out this T to G"
Jacob: "Damn that's like 4 inches, she's gotta have double D's"

Convo 3
Steve: "How was your date"
Jacob: "she was nice but idk, her T to G was like point 5 to 1. What's that gonna look like after 50?"

by Stevo Jacobson March 24, 2024

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