Ring King

Ring King is short for Cock Ring King. Outsiders might be mistaken and think if you’re called this it’s because you’re the king of UFC fighters, but insiders know it’s because someone gave you a cock ring and you mistook it for a hand grip and now people will never let you live it down by deeming you the Ring King.

Diego: “Hey! What’s up, Ring King? What does this remind you of? *does circle shape with fingers* I’m in your head! You’ll never look at a donut the same.”

Ring King: “Please stop.”

by Visible Absorber October 21, 2023

Mushroom King

The king of dicks, typically someone who is a total jerk to people.

That guy sure is a mushroom king.

by SirRansom November 6, 2024

King

A man named Jordan Shapiro

That beautiful King is all that i aspire to be.

by qwertyuiopmzxncvmxnvcz April 25, 2022

Kingdomless kings

A certain demographic of men who are constantly heralded and called king, despite being unable to create a decent working civilisation, not even being able to look after a neighbourhood.

Mammy: "Black men, y'all are kings."
Smart Black woman: "More like kingdomless kings."

by divestnoww May 2, 2021

King/Queen

A person who is subscribed to Roblox Queens on Youtube.

You should really be a King/Queen!

by IDONTKNOWOKAY March 1, 2019

from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

I killed myself to this song

Guy 1: from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

Guy 2: *kills himself*

by CartoonyKid October 27, 2024

Imposter King of Fighter's Syndrome

Its where you have King of Fighters but forget you own a copy because the graphics are so good and belong in an expensive arcade cabinet. Only because you play too much Street Fighter and Tekken.

"Oh no. I didnt realize I have Guilty Gear XX. I must have Imposter King of Fighter's syndrome."

by Chevyman95 November 2, 2021