Slapping my jimmy

Masturbating

I need a woman because I am tired of slapping my jimmy all the time.

by Ndnzfan January 26, 2018

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slap 'n' tap

The that dirty bitch

Mate did you get owt that's night? Yea man for real, bit of slap 'n' tap

by MDMA DEALER November 20, 2014

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Slap ass january

In january, every fellas have the right to slap someones ass

Its slap ass january, lemme slap ur ass

by Mamacitaa22 January 23, 2020

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Slap Flop

When your feeling depressed.

Man! I've got a case of the slap flops.

by HarroldKnards August 28, 2019

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slap bitch

To fail to slap someone. Denote disrespect for the person being bitch slapped as they are not worthy of a man sized punch - but you failed and YOU look like a bitch now.

"That slap bitch tried to bitch slap me!"

by UrbanInvi November 22, 2017

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National "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" Day (October 23rd)

If your friend has the nickname "Cloud", you get to smack them.

"Cloud" - hi
friend - guess what day it is
"Cloud" - what

oh shit
friend - its national "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" day (October 23rd)

by notkenzieee October 23, 2023

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