blonde lacrosse kid

A kid who is blonde and plays lacrosse and or soccer is white and thinks that he is cool

Man 1: You know that blonde lacrosse kid?
Man 2: Yeah the one that plays soccer and lacrosse and is trash?
Man 1: Yeah the one who thinks he is cool
Man 2: He looks like he brushed his teeth and took a big bite into a grapefruit

by Kyrieboi November 11, 2017

Kevin the short kid

Kevin is this one cute ass kid who’s short and has a very small pito:)

Hey look it’s kevin the short kid with a small pito :)

by Ummm nose November 26, 2018

Airing out the kids

Male) To spread your legs in such a manner that you essentially "air out" your balls or "kids"

Female) To spread your arms so that you can air out your boobs

"Why are your legs spread so far?"
"Ahhh, just airing out the kids"

by Xenocideplayer December 7, 2018

Hospice care kid

An adult child who is expected to care for their deadbeat parent(s) at the end of their life/lives when said deadbeat parent(s) didn't take care of their now adult child(ren) when they were young and needed a parent(s).

Adult child: "I can't believe that I'm forty and my deadbeat dad is finally in my life, but only because he expects me to be his hospice care kid and financially care for him in his old age. Where was he when me and my siblings were young and needed a father?"

by chickadee1107 February 12, 2023

Emo chip kid

An emo kid (usually named chandler) who has eaten chips once in life

Bro emo chip kid is swaggy

by BIGD1CKCH1K April 28, 2022

Trek marlin kids

Trek marlin kids are those mtbers who buy a trek marlin, and then call 1-3 ft drops massive. They usually think they are the best riders ever but in reality they suck. They also never take advice and think they know how to do everything. They also think trek is the best brand bikes and everything else sucks.

Trek marlin kids “Dude look at that massive drop” I just did”
Normal mtbers goes and rolls it bc it was 1 ft tall

by Epicmtber January 10, 2022

70's kid

A person who spent most of his/her childhood in the 1970s decade.

"I was under 12 in the 70s, so I was a 70's kid." - Someone born in the late 1960s

by Ryan900USAYT October 13, 2022