Rock Lobster

We were at a party
His earlobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam
Rock rock
Rock lobster

Down, down

Lobster rock
Lobster rock

Let's rock!

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dog-fish
Chased by a cat-fish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale!

Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

by Gothic Miscreant February 22, 2024

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rock em sock em freak

rock em sock em freaks are sexually attracted to rock em sock em.

Friend: My sisters boyfriend took the rock em sock em game.
Friend goes to the restroom and fucks the toy like rock em sock em freak

by Thankful Deer May 9, 2023

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Rock week

A week celebrating rocks popular in high schools around the country is an event aimed at promoting geological awareness and appreciation among students. It typically involves various activities such as rock, stones, guest lectures from Mr. Boulder, and hands-on rock-related experiments. This week serves to foster interest in rocks and highlight the importance of rocks in our daily lives and the planet's geological history.

Hey did you know it was rock week⁉️
Fr? I love rock week ‼️

by Zerpyr April 4, 2024

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murk rock

A subgenre of rock music featuring heavy bass, trip-hop drum grooves, psychedelic guitars, SLOW tempos and ominous/mysterious lyrical themes. Can also use piano and experimental production to evoke a sophisticated "secret agent" vibe, or a mysterious far-away "underwater" feeling (hence the term murk).

Essentially, goth + grunge with electronic elements.

David Bowie's "Something in the Air (American Psycho Remix" is murk rock.

Rik Schaffer's instrumental tracks for VtM:B are murk rock.

Frøst's "Drag You Under" is murk rock.

by Choward Murphis November 22, 2024

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