Haha stupid kid

A way to make fun of children who are playing in the middle of the street (even if it’s not allowed to drive there with the car)

*child plays innocently with their toy tractor on the street*
Person driving: “Haha stupid kid”
*child is scared*

by monstersaas June 2, 2023

Hospice care kid

An adult child who is expected to care for their deadbeat parent(s) at the end of their life/lives when said deadbeat parent(s) didn't take care of their now adult child(ren) when they were young and needed a parent(s).

Adult child: "I can't believe that I'm forty and my deadbeat dad is finally in my life, but only because he expects me to be his hospice care kid and financially care for him in his old age. Where was he when me and my siblings were young and needed a father?"

by chickadee1107 February 12, 2023

Kevin the short kid

Kevin is this one cute ass kid who’s short and has a very small pito:)

Hey look it’s kevin the short kid with a small pito :)

by Ummm nose November 26, 2018

Airing out the kids

Male) To spread your legs in such a manner that you essentially "air out" your balls or "kids"

Female) To spread your arms so that you can air out your boobs

"Why are your legs spread so far?"
"Ahhh, just airing out the kids"

by Xenocideplayer December 7, 2018

glenaeon school kids

Also known as Gleno kids and Steiner stoners, they all let wisdom shine through them and are of the highest Steiner standards

Person 1: “Oh man look at those glenaeon school kids they’re weird, I heard they climb trees all day and choose when they want to learn.”
Person 2: “Wait, are you talking about the retirement home?”

by steinerstoner April 10, 2018

Emo chip kid

An emo kid (usually named chandler) who has eaten chips once in life

Bro emo chip kid is swaggy

by BIGD1CKCH1K April 28, 2022

70's kid

A person who spent most of his/her childhood in the 1970s decade.

"I was under 12 in the 70s, so I was a 70's kid." - Someone born in the late 1960s

by Ryan900USAYT October 13, 2022