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Emo chip kid

An emo kid (usually named chandler) who has eaten chips once in life
Bro emo chip kid is swaggy
by BIGD1CKCH1K April 28, 2022
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Alan the Karate Kid

An untamed beast of 1998 that killed the doctor by choking him with his vagina during birth. He now roams the streets of New York. Beware of him, if you see him, he will be swinging himself back and forth on two rails and saying that the best weapons on Earth are bare hands. Sometimes he likes to finger his pets and slurp the slime off his finger. Beware, Alan might be in your room at night, under your bed and with your cat.
Guy One: Did you see that kid?
Guy Two: No, why?
Guy One: He was running around in his underwear trying to finger cats.
Guy Two: What the fuck? He must Alan the Karate Kid.
Guy One: All hail the Karate Overlord
by Slurpinslime December 9, 2013
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Angry german kid

Some german kid mocking the boomer's idea that "video games make kids violent and affect their mental health".
He posted a video in which he was trying to boot up the computer to play unreal tournament, but the game was taking too long to start which caused the boy to lose his temper and start beating up his keyboard and yelling at the monitor, the video ended with him rage quitting after he lost the game, the boy yelled at the top of his lungs, took the keyboard and smashed it repeatedly causing it to break, all of this was just act to mock the boomer's perception of how their kids behave when playing video games, but unfortunately people who watched this video did not get the satire and mistook him for a kid who is mentally challenged, which nearly ruined his life.
This video became a popular meme around the mid to late 2000s internet, a lot of people made parodies of this and even fan-fictional animations.
Angry german kid: Starte...das..SPIEL DU HURENSOHN ICH WILL SPIELEEEEEEN!
Translation: Start the game.. YOU SON OF A BITCH I WANT TO PLAAAAAAAY!
by muthal bhaiya April 8, 2021
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Gorilla Tag Kid

A morbidly obese 8-15 year old that has little knowledge of social skills and what the outside world looks like. They will put on their sweaty, and hairy Oculus Quest 2 Headset and play Gorilla Tag. When in game, they will scream and report at people who are good at the game and report women for no reason. They also are observed to scream racial slurs and the n-word every 5 seconds. Nobody likes a kid who cusses every 2 seconds.
Gorilla Tag Kid: "SHUT UP YOU STUPID A** NI**ER YOU STUPID FAILED ABORTION, YOU ARE SO FATHERLESS AND NOBODY LOVES YOU KYS"

A Good Player: Shut up, Gorilla Tag Kid.
by differentIQlevel May 28, 2022
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The kool kid group

A group of people that aren’t really cool or popular that consist of 3 people Arthur,Tobias and Ethan
by Cheeto bot 123 December 7, 2019
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Little Kid Rush

Used to describe an action often employed by the noobish, more easily antagonized audience of Call of Duty. It is the action of running in straight lines towards a player, hip firing any given weapon, often barbarically screaming into the mic during the action. Most commonly coupled with akimbo shotguns, akimbo machine pistols/smg's, or spas shotguns. Perhaps the worst tactic to employ in Call of Duty.
"Oh wow, I was one kill away from my chopper gunner but a "pro" just little kid rushed me."

"Maybe if I little kid rush that sniper I can end his killstrea.......nevermind he just gave me a facial, I'm pissy so I'll try again."
by Liljoey16 March 15, 2010
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Kevin the short kid

Kevin is this one cute ass kid who’s short and has a very small pito:)
Hey look it’s kevin the short kid with a small pito :)
by Ummm nose November 26, 2018
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