Dutch Cheese Factory

A sexual act wherein cheese curds are poured into a woman's anus and allowed to ferment for upwards of 3 weeks (effectively becoming cheese). The cheese is then eaten out of the womans anus along with any excrement that is bound to be there.

John had purchased some crackers to go along with the cheese that had been in Sally's anus as he had given her a Dutch Cheese Factory a couple of weeks ago.

by The Horny Badger July 26, 2011

Hat Cheese

Smegma

Smegma is a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, and moisture. It occurs in both male and female genitalia. In males, smegma helps keep the glans moist and facilitates sexual intercourse by acting as a lubricant.

That man's lack of personal hygiene resulted in a massive amount of hat cheese.

His dick was covered in hat cheese.

by wuutywuut July 8, 2009

Good cheese

Delicious foreskin

That was some good cheese

by B.R.U.H December 15, 2019

Home Cheese

A made up term used by Midwestern folks. Generally used when stumbling over words to cover up a general lack of cool names.

"Hey, I like that jacket... Home Cheese!"

by TheCheesiest September 13, 2011

cheese doddles

From the word Cheese doodles. First used by a rather small guy, with a huge "snus"-lip. Refuses to use doodles, as he thinks doddles is a much nicer word.

Did you remember to order Cheese Doddles for next week?

Are we really all out of Cheese Doddles?

MMM- Cheese Doddles!

by Stiggi November 15, 2007

Cheese bud

a person that is not playing by the rules. a cheese bud always fucks up his chance to make friends.

this term is most used on xbox live

"Dude, that SoulReaper00 is a total fuckin' cheese bud!
he keeps team killing!"

by BAITB0Y December 9, 2008

Cheese Stick

Someone who has a perfect opportunity to hook up but blows it sheerly because he lacks mental game.

Bill had a perfect shot with Emily but he let it slip right through his fingers. Now he's the cheese stick of the year.

by Millswag5114 March 10, 2012