Hat Cheese

Smegma

Smegma is a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, and moisture. It occurs in both male and female genitalia. In males, smegma helps keep the glans moist and facilitates sexual intercourse by acting as a lubricant.

That man's lack of personal hygiene resulted in a massive amount of hat cheese.

His dick was covered in hat cheese.

by wuutywuut July 8, 2009

Cheese Goat

An easy way to describe a goat that produces milk for cheese.

Look, its a cheese goat!

by Cheesygoaty January 13, 2011

cheese doddles

From the word Cheese doodles. First used by a rather small guy, with a huge "snus"-lip. Refuses to use doodles, as he thinks doddles is a much nicer word.

Did you remember to order Cheese Doddles for next week?

Are we really all out of Cheese Doddles?

MMM- Cheese Doddles!

by Stiggi November 15, 2007

Cheese bud

a person that is not playing by the rules. a cheese bud always fucks up his chance to make friends.

this term is most used on xbox live

"Dude, that SoulReaper00 is a total fuckin' cheese bud!
he keeps team killing!"

by BAITB0Y December 9, 2008

Cheese Snog

The Wild Rantings of a Fish out of water after just being in tomato soup for a week

he was going off at me like a cheese snog

by Call Truck October 20, 2008

Good cheese

Delicious foreskin

That was some good cheese

by B.R.U.H December 15, 2019

Cheese Stick

Someone who has a perfect opportunity to hook up but blows it sheerly because he lacks mental game.

Bill had a perfect shot with Emily but he let it slip right through his fingers. Now he's the cheese stick of the year.

by Millswag5114 March 10, 2012