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pick-up god

The god of pick-up lines. Probably the most smooth, handsome, and hilarious person you'll ever meet. This man is not only fast on the track, but also fast to steal your girl. His regiment of pick-up lines make all other guys, besides his four demigods, seem sub-par. His mortal form takes shape as a guy names Garrett or "@not_garrettm" on twitter. Some of his powers include: Being able to snatch your girl, using pick-up lines to manipilulate people, the ability to rate a girl 1-10 in the first 7 seconds of seeing her, and he can even rub his stomach and pat his head at the same time. Pick-Up God is the most handsome and funny person you'll ever meet. If you ever get the chance to be in his prescene, listen to his pick-up line, you won't be dissapointed.
"Are you talking to anyone right now?"
"Well this guy came up to me and said a pick-up line and gave me his number."
"OMG that must be the Pick-Up God!"
by Ahotchick April 22, 2014
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god

god.
by QWERTYhu66 August 28, 2022
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ankles to god

Missionary position. Legs in the air.

Aka... When you got a freak jawns legs up.
Maaaannn... I had the jawn....Ankles to god!!
by Murph the Kenzo May 6, 2021
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Godful

To be filled with the qualities of God; love, joy, peace, and gratitude.
I am so filled with love and joy that I feel Godful!
by GetGodful.com July 20, 2021
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co-god

Person 1: Yas discord user is co-god yas, which means they are grandma yas!

Person 2: really? that’s so cool 😎
by jxliakvn June 13, 2021
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GOD

GOD IS POWER, GOD IS LIFE, GOD IS LOVE
by sxarliiit July 31, 2022
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199 ping god

Kikikatme, the 199 ping god, decimates any competition despite his high ping.
"That kikikatme sure is a 199 ping god."
"Wtf is a Kikikatme? and wtf is a 199 ping god?"
"A Kikikatme is the sexiest man alive and a 199 ping god decimates his enemies at the high ping of 199. That man is both the sexiest man alive and high dominates at 199 ping."
by Moist Individual April 22, 2024
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