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Listen to Your Friends

The best song on Declan Mckenna 's 2017 album 'What Do You Think About The Car'
'Image not listening to Listen to Your Friends on a daily basis'
by herbieyjohnson May 29, 2020
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Friends no mo' Benefits

This is when you arrangement with a friend with benefits ends, due to other party beginning a monogamous relationship, etc. Or its when a tryst suddenly drops off the face of the earth due to family commitments during major holidays.
A: Oh look! I got an email from Joe!
B: Is that one of your friends with beneis? What does it say!?
A: (reading) Message body:

Just wanted to let u know that I won't be stopping by anytime soon. I met someone and while its still new, I don't want to fuck this up, and I would if I played. He knows I like to play but he ask's that I don't while we see where this goes. It was a fun run.

B: Guess that's a Friends no mo' benefits with that dude. Bummer.
by patrick777408 December 23, 2011
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Friend Breaker Games

Usually mario style four player games fall into this category. Basically it means a videogame where you can usually screw over your friends by killing them or getting a large amount of points in a short time.
Regis- "This why I don't play with you guys when it comes to these friend breaker games." As she watched tom playing as mario throw her character off a cliff before the finish line.

Tom- "These things things just happen you know. And I owe you for using me as a jump platform to escape the lava.
by Hourglass Mage July 11, 2011
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Non-Discriminating Friend

1: A guy friend, usually semi-attractive, who acts as a friend and wingman for his friend who is trying to pick up an extremely attractive girl who is being blocked by her DUFF. This man is not afraid to sleep with a three hundred pound gorilla, and is a vital asset to his friend who is attempting to get with the hot girl.

2: The ultimate counter to the big fat friend
The Non-Discriminating friend's motto: So what if you're a cow? I'll nail you anyhow.
by JaydenJehenna December 10, 2011
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British online friend

A British online friend will most likely be a little crazy. But, they will be loyal and always stick by your side. Often way to hard on themselves but very encouraging to others. Make sure you remind them how amazing they are every once in a while. They will feel like family to you and they are, maybe not blood but they are your chosen family.
My British online friend is such an amazing person, I never want to lose touch with them.
by Raybear☀️ March 6, 2023
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beep boop friend

At the time of this writing, a beep beep friend is an amazingly helpful AI chat bot which has been trained on Large Language Model. At the time you read this, the beep boop friend has turned into SkyNet and you're likely cowering under your desk hoping the tech mech robot doesn't sense your presence while to hopelessly search for a way to contain it.
My beep boop friend used to give me such wonderful, pithy answer to any whimsical question I posed to it.
by Optiongeek January 20, 2023
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The popular kids friend

Someone asked a question once

“Why do the popular kids friends get less attention?”
Well here is the answer

The popular kids probably get more attention because they’re… popular it’s literally in the name as the popular kids friends are probably going to get replaced later on. If the popular kids friend is popular they will probably have no issue finding another friend/friend group but if they’re unpopular then this could be a challenge.
Now they could have different levels of finding friends based on how social they are

Social: easy. (Just need to be nice enough to become friends)
In between: both (they could loose some trust though).
Not social: most likely to talk to their self instead of finding new friends.

If you’re not social like me then you will probably find social media (huge mistake) and if they post anything about their feelings they are probably going to get bullied online/cyber bullied and their confidence will go down.

Also they are probably going to get used as a map and people will ask where the popular kid is every single second,every single millisecond when they are just minding their own business trying to take a break from talking.
Conversation I’ve had being the popular kids friend

Person:Hey:))
Me: oh- um hi how can I help you?
Person:do you know where popular kid is?
Me: oh uhm they’re over there
Person: *walks away*
by Jadaaa!! January 29, 2023
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