Big Daddy, Junior & The Spook

A blunt satirical riff on the puzzling 'Holy Trinity'...as if a Schitzophrenic Deity who thinks he's his Own Father / his Own Son / each others' Disembodied Spirits - is BETTER than Just ONE.

"My girlfriends parents are SUPER-RELIGIOUS Catholics; the first time I met them, they started grilling me about 'the holy trinity' - you know, Big Daddy, Junior & The Spook...

by nedlark April 19, 2021

Sugar Daddy

A delicious milk Carmel candy that is normally on a stick. It takes forever to eat and it will get stuck in your teeth. It can be found in a yellow and red wrapper. Often confused with sugar babies

Jen: I had a sugar daddy earlier

Liam: Oh I bet it is still stuck in your teeth.
Jen: Yeah but it was worth it

by Hdjsjkandndb May 22, 2021

Step-Daddy Season

When single mom’s need a fill-in “father figure” for the holidays.

Becky got a new man during step-daddy season to buy her kid’s Christmas presents and make herself look better during holiday gatherings.

by 9673657 September 28, 2021

tiny daddy

A term of endearment for a hot, short and small king.

Ex “Tiny daddy, can I get some more sauce?”

Ex “damn, don’t look now but there is a FINE tiny daddy over there”

“Keep going tiny daddy”

by tinyshortdaddyman October 9, 2021

KSI Daddy Atty

Stunning, 4'5" gamer girl that only wants her Takis and her bestest friend KSIeasiestTuna8 by her side to play rainbow 6, The only challenge that she shall face is reaching something off the top shelf... RIP

John is like KSI Daddy Atty And can't reach his favorite macaroni cheese.

by thewarfish December 14, 2021

Big Daddy Maddie

This is a female who most people refer to as Madison, AKA Maddie. But those closest to her refer to her as Big Daddy Maddie. Because she is THE Daddy of Daddies. She demands respect and can grow a penis on demand if that’s what it takes to whip someone into shape. She can also lower her breasts so they become testicles and prove she’s got the biggest balls of them all. Don’t disrespect Big Daddy Maddie.

Evan: Straighten up quick, guys! Big Daddy Maddie is coming this way!

by Bam182 February 28, 2022

Sebastian"daddy"Stan

Hottest person ever. DEFINITION OF "DADDY", but THE KINDEST MAN TOO!!! Perfect dude to hang out with in my opinion.

Martha: i think i know who's the hottest its-
Me: SHUT UP ITS ONLY SEBASTIAN STAN!!!
Sexy ass mf Sebastian"daddy"Stan !

by Sebastianstanplsfxckme March 11, 2022