Simp

A simp is someone that acts like Paul Adlassnig when a female is around or involved.

A: "Did you see how Paul acted around his girlfriend?"
B. "Yeah, he be acting like a simp."

by Max Griesmayer August 4, 2022

Simp

A Simp Mans, basically a manz who’s obsessed wit gyal, n puts dem first b4 antg n can’t get dem outta Dey head 247, a simp mans can do a variety of tings all at once: a nice guy( who does tings 4 others, especially women, but can’t for himself,) the nosy mf(always givin too much attention, askin what da 🐕 doin everyday, how her day was, what she ate etc.) lame 🥷🏽( has poor game, can’t entertain thru txt or call and Makes no moves at the end of the day, this mf could be talkin for 3 months and no link is secured) this mf keeps getting ghosted no matter how he tries. Ayt dats it keep scrolling

How long u been talkin to her,” “ we’ll about a month and a ha-“ “AND STILL NO LINK, fam ur a simp mans💀”

by Castlecrasher13 August 4, 2022

Simp

A non-gender related term to describe overcompensating people in a relationship

Bianca is a simp because she overcompensates.

by UndeadBan August 6, 2022

SimpBurPhobia

The fear of getting brutally murdered by Simpbur

" I have SimpBurPhobia, it’s a fear where your scared that Simpbur is ready to kill you for getting in the way of his relationships "

by ElloBur August 8, 2022

SimpBurPhobia

The fear of Simpbur going to murder you after getting in the way of his relationships

" I have SimpBurPhobia, it’s the fear of getting murdered by Simpbur for getting in the way of his relationships"

by ElloBur August 8, 2022

Simp

Squirrels In My Pants
As seen in Phineas and Ferb

I’m dancing like i got simp

by Elyann31 August 8, 2022

Simp

An individual who fucks risus

Such a simp

by easymoneyfesa August 10, 2022